SUPER DOOPER HAIKU CONTEST

[Night Fox]

Nonnel you're terrible
Please stop breathing
Seirously, I love you

you like, just
stuff
how can you be that bad

[Ad Bot]

[BanishedLetters]

the four seasons
together like old friends
caught in a quarrel

(not mine but I like this one)

two trees with branches
blossoming hues of dark pink
bees flit branch to branch

(wrote this one for English class a long time ago)

[Blooker]

Anna sat apon
The fence at the front of school
Showing vag to guys

I seriously tried on that one

EDIT: Anna sat on wall
Not a care in the whole world
Showing vag to guys

[Epicduke]

Walking down the street.
Found a piece of a dry stuff.
I walked over it.

[Night Fox]

Anna sat apon
The fence at the front of school
Showing vag to guys

haikus usually don't read like sentences
so, like
the second line being part of the sentence in the first line is really weird

[Nonnel]

Arbitrarily,
apologetically,
hippopotamus.

[Megaguy2]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes, they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[Tokerovin]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes, they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

and

chicken is really brother
it is one of my brothers
go get some brother

are my favorites.

[Cool Boi]

Nonnel you're terrible
Please stop breathing
Seirously, I love you

Jk I love you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVUOGUmxJI

[Jerkface]

------You suck, this is true.
This poem also sucks pretty bad.
---------Haiku is stupid.

[Moriarty]

eat my nuts crapsack
i hate you please go and die
thank you very much
:-)

[Jairo]

how hilarious
you just set off my trap card
your death approaches

assassinated
what a satisfying word
with five syllables!

[dkamm65]

My heart aches with pain.
When I see you, I vomit.
Die, away from me.

[Travis [bob36455]]

mondays mondays tits
forget cunt forget stuff ass clit sperm
refrigerator

[Trymos]

ladies, i rock ya.

no, i am right friends, hah.

i forget the ladies!