Author Topic: So I told some random girl she was hot.. (PART 2) (Read 2247 times)

Monstercat · April 18, 2013, 01:07:40 PM

I was riding my bike down the street when I see this incredibly hot girl walking her dog down, so I slow down and say she's hot and she laughs and says, "My address is _______, I'll be there tonight. It's only two blocks down!" (She's like 25, I'm 14) Then she winked and kept walking and I just sat there for a second and rode the other direction, forgetting her boobs and thinking of the opportunity I was given.

I obviously didn't show up, but I just thought it was strange lol. I'm pretty sure she was joking, even though she sounded really serious. lol

/discuss

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Cookiez664 · April 18, 2013, 01:09:04 PM

I laughed harder than I should have.

But you totally should have showed up and said " I was talking about your dog"

Toothed_Deer · April 18, 2013, 01:09:17 PM

10 Bucks that it's a trap.

snot2 · April 18, 2013, 01:10:03 PM

you just created a parallel world where you did go

Monstercat · April 18, 2013, 01:12:02 PM

Quote from: Toothed_Deer on April 18, 2013, 01:09:17 PM

10 Bucks that it's a trap.

Yeah right, lol. A hot girl that lures teenagers into her house to.. rape them? idk

Hiiro326 · April 18, 2013, 01:12:43 PM

you didn't go

bullshiiiiiiiit there's no way you wouldn't go.

Quote from: Toothed_Deer on April 18, 2013, 01:09:17 PM

10 Bucks that it's a trap.

Even if it was you should *still* go

Quote from: Monstercat on April 18, 2013, 01:12:02 PM

Yeah right, lol. A hot girl that lures teenagers into her house to.. rape them? idk

Exactly! Why wouldn't you GO

Toothed_Deer · April 18, 2013, 01:14:07 PM

Quote from: Monstercat on April 18, 2013, 01:12:02 PM

Yeah right, lol. A hot girl that lures teenagers into her house to.. rape them? idk

I meant trap as in Transgender child enthusiast. :P

Electrk · April 18, 2013, 01:14:13 PM

You should've gone and hit on her dog

Monstercat · April 18, 2013, 01:15:10 PM

Quote from: Hiiro326 on April 18, 2013, 01:12:43 PM

you didn't go

bullshiiiiiiiit there's no way you wouldn't go.
Even if it was you should *still* go
Exactly! Why wouldn't you GO

i'm keeping my virginity for someone else ;)

AromaniaFTW · April 18, 2013, 01:15:31 PM

pretty toolish
but at least she reacted that way

Zeblote · April 18, 2013, 01:18:14 PM

If you actually show up there don't be surprised by the dude camping the door with a shotgun.

sorrel · April 18, 2013, 01:18:37 PM

Your going to show up and her muscular boyfriend is going to be there to beat you up

grunterdb1951 · April 18, 2013, 01:20:12 PM

Maybe she likes them young...

Soukuw · April 18, 2013, 01:20:13 PM

Go for it.

If it has a richard it's a bonus IMO

DrenDran · April 18, 2013, 01:23:02 PM

Quote from: AromaniaFTW on April 18, 2013, 01:15:31 PM

pretty toolish
but at least she reacted that way

Its just a complement.