Author Topic: Is watering apple trees with apple juice forced cannibalism?  (Read 8938 times)

Random thought:

Is watering apple trees with apple juice forced cannibalism?

Or... because apples are the reproductive parts of apple trees: Is watering apple trees with apple juice feeding them their babies?


Don't mind me I'm feeling random in the off-topic section!

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Only if you count eating semen cannibalism.

Only if you count eating semen cannibalism.
letting semen dry is killing babies

Only if you count eating semen cannibalism.

in that case, are we all drinking apple semen?

letting semen dry is killing babies

Well that explains a couple of things.

No. Apple juice is the juice from the fruit, not the tree.

No. Apple juice is the juice from the fruit, not the tree.

Yeah, but the tree produces the fruit.

You would have to water the apple tree with a mixture of crushed apple tree wood, bark, leaves, and apples for it to be forced cannibalism.

Otherwise it's like letting a chicken eat the feather of another chicken, not actually feeding the chicken chicken.

No. Apple juice is the juice from the fruit, not the tree.

But the apple is the reproductive part, so the juice of the reproduction [Apple] would be semen.

Technically it's the seed of the apple that is the reproductive part. If I understand it correctly, the flesh of the fruit is there to attract potential pollinators? They eat the fruit and poop the seed somewhere else.

If not, then that's part of it.

As for the juice, it's just water and sugars. So if you think about it a certain way, you'd be showering the tree in its own piss.

thats like sticking your snake in the blender and drinking the blended up rooster

Technically it's the seed of the apple that is the reproductive part. If I understand it correctly, the flesh of the fruit is there to attract potential pollinators? They eat the fruit and poop the seed somewhere else.

If not, then that's part of it.

As for the juice, it's just water and sugars. So if you think about it a certain way, you'd be showering the tree in its own piss.

Feeding them their piss
genius

and some people bathe themselves in piss so that's okay
Debate is solved guys