Author Topic: Is watering apple trees with apple juice forced cannibalism?  (Read 8942 times)

so by that logic someone swallowing cum is a cannibal?
...... the fruit of any plant is an ovary, seeds are ovules(or eggs), pollen/spores are sperm
and semen is not something plants have

That's right, I paid attention in biology(not)

...... the fruit of any plant is an ovary, seeds are ovules(or eggs), pollen/spores are sperm
and semen is not something plants have

That's right, I paid attention in biology(not)

So we drink liquefied apple fetus?

Just in case you're wondering what's wrong with my brain, here give you THE INSPIRATION!

Does cannibalism not rely on eating another member of your own species, not yourself?
If I killed a person and ate the body, that would be cannibalism. If I swallow the skin from my lips, or I bite my nails and eat a bit, that's not really cannibalism, is it?
So, its only cannibalism if you water the tree in juices from apples from a different tree.


Apple trees consume the nutrients from its own rotting apples on the ground.


apples are the ripened ovaries of apple trees
apple juice is pretty much the blood of a late-aborted apple tree baby

if you water an apple tree with apple juice
it's like feeding a mother the blood of her own child

apple trees interject apples

No It's Vampirism. Cannibalism would be feeding the seeds from the apples. The sap should be the "Blood" then.

This is hilarious.

Any other ideas on what it is?
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this is like saying a mother breastfeeding her baby makes the baby a cannibal

No, because trees aren't conscious beings.

you're making it drink the blood of its own babies

whyyyyyy

letting semen dry is killing babies

lif bginz at erecton gise srs


juice =/= babies

Didn't necessarily say that, it's for you all to decide.