I need more horse puns - Nonnel coltfirmed for being a centaur.

[Shell]

I hoof been looking into the business of creating horse puns, but I am afraid I fall short. I need more puns to stirrup some trouble with my fellow equinetances.

Right now I hoof:

• Hoof = Have
• Foal = Fool/Full/Foul
• Herd = Heard
• Colt = Cold
• Whinny = Win
• Horse = Hoarse
• Stirrup = Stir up
• Equinetances = Acquaintances
• Mane = Main
• Pasture = Past your
• Stallion = Stalling
• Insteed = Instead

Help from the community:

• Cool Boi: Saddle = Sad
• Devo: Mare = Mayor/May or/More
• Cool Boi: Stable = Stable
• Tyler66: Grazing = Craving
• Devo: Filly = Philly/Philadelphia
• Planr: Hay = Hey
• Alteration: Sgallops = Scallops (super lame)
• Alteration: Whinnying = Whining
• Tyler66: Rein = Rain
• Alteration: Whorse = Whore
• Planr: Neigh = Nay
• Cool Boi: Muster = Muster
• A stuffload of others I'm not in the mood to format

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[Hiiro326]

absolutely disgusting/10

[tikitai]

and here come the idiots thinking this is pony rela-

absolutely disgusting/10

whoops, too late

[Cool Boi]

Puns will get you hated, so don't blame us if you get sad-dle.

[Shell]

and here come the idiots thinking this is pony rela-
whoops, too late

If this was about ponies, I would hoof added pony puns insteed of horse puns.

Puns will get you hated, so don't blame us if you get sad-dle.

that's brilliant.

[Cool Boi]

If this was about ponies, I would hoof added pony puns insteed of horse puns.
that's brilliant.

Happy 10,000^th post.

[Shell]

I'd like to thank the academy

[Nonnel]

Mare = Mayor/More

[Mr. Jelly]

I could scream myself horse at everyone in this thread

[.:FancyPants:.]

hoof and have aren't close enough
OP didn't make any sense to me until i read the list

[Shell]

Mare = Mayor/More

Thank you for your cowntributon.

hoof and have aren't close enough
OP didn't make any sense to me until i read the list

But I really want to use hoof.

[Cool Boi]

If you keep it up with this stupid stuff, then you can't expect to hold a stable relationship.

[Grassy]

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. Right, I'm off to Tesco."

[Tyler66]

It seems you are really grazing attention.

[Shell]

It seems you are really grazing attention.

I am not grazing attention, doing that is for little fillies colts with small sheathes.