Laughin' At Darkness V1

[Sat]

Laugh at the Dark

I see no reason why the taboo exists, isn't it known?
Why not speak of it.
I see no reason why the Jack can't be a Joker, can't that be the joke?
Why not use it.

The point of the poorly made attempt at a mega-thread for my fellow forumers who (whom?) is to embrace the fact that no matter the deck there're always the jokers.  Unless you've got some ghetto brand of cards.  Unocigarettes.

Hellen Keller in a gauntlet.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
So it didn't get sodomized by the butcher.

Daddy, why do we exist?  TO DIE TOMMY, TO DIE!

Never think today is the worst day of your life.
Because, what if a significant other were brutally murdered tomorrow, or you were brutally tortured for the rest of your natural life, and forced to live beyond its natural boundaries.
Yes.  forget you.  forget you all.  I hate you.  I love you.  You are human.  You feel confused.  Taste it.  Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.  You know the gist.  You get it.  You're hesitant about it though.  Negative energy goes here.

Afterthought:
I made this for myself, more than ANYONE else.  I have a tendency to use my negative energy with 'improper' timing, and my dark sense of humor also escapes me and causes situations I don't enjoy.
Ignore this I don't give a stuff.  This is purely for venting.

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[hodototman]

wait what

[Nonnel]

sat wtf
sat are you high

[Sat]

sat wtf
sat are you high

I get this.
I get this a lot.
No, I have a strange mind at times.
I don't fully understandstandstandstand what I typed there anymore.

Also, I've never really had drugs or alcohol before so.  I'm a strange child.

[Tonkka²]

What the hell?

The rules are a little looser on this board but don't post anything that is outright garbage.  That includes but is not limited to:

Quote pyramids
"Longest thread ever!" threads
"Don't post here" threads
Single letter threads
Self-declared spam threads
Nonsensical gibberish
Posts consisting entirely of dozens of random emotes
Count to X threads

Rickroll, duckroll, ear rape, screaming flash and any other general trap link friendry results in ban.

Hope you get banned.

[Wheatley]

So we're supposed to make dark, distasteful jokes or something?
When I say distasteful, I don't mean by personal opinion.

OK HERE GOES

I heard the Cheesecake Factory had a new competitor in Texas. The seats are all open and business is booming.

I get this.
I get this a lot.
No, I have a strange mind at times.
I don't fully understandstandstandstand what I typed there anymore.

Also, I've never really had drugs or alcohol before so.  I'm a strange child.

Neither have I, yet some people think I'm a stoner.

[Nonnel]

once upon a time a bird laid an egg in the forest
upon it's birth, it's mother was killed by a wolf
only by a miracle was the baby bird spared

the baby bird grew up alone
one day he was ripped apart by a coyote
i would say more about it's innards and the like but i don't want to be too distasteful.

[Cool Boi]

You're so deep I can't even see you anymore.
/joking

[Sat]

What the hell?
Hope you get banned.

I wish you best.
I'll try my best to be tactful.
Simply because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it doesn't make sense to others.
Read this again.
And again.
Til you understand it.
I put thought into this, so clearly it's not spam.  If it were a don't post here thread, I'd be raging mad right now.
Please consider not replying if you don-but no, you do care, or else you would've simply moved along.

[Tonkka²]

I wish you best.
I'll try my best to be tactful.
Simply because it doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it doesn't make sense to others.
Read this again.
And again.
Til you understand it.
I put thought into this, so clearly it's not spam.  If it were a don't post here thread, I'd be raging mad right now.
Please consider not replying if you don-but no, you do care, or else you would've simply moved along.

Wow, you're so deep. I can totally feel you maaaan.

Pass the joint.

[Sat]

I get this.
I get this a lot.
No, I have a strange mind at times.
I don't fully understandstandstandstand what I typed there anymore.

Also, I've never really had drugs or alcohol before so.  I'm just a strange child.

Wow, you're so deep. I can totally feel you maaaan.

Pass the joint.

[Tonkka²]

Well, all you "justified" or "verified" is that you're either handicapped or just don't know any better.

[Sat]

Well, all you "justified" or "verified" is that you're either handicapped or just don't know any better.

Hell, I'm not really sure on that man.
Presumably the latter, as I'm in a 'healthy' mental state, but at the same time, I can sometimes be an enigma to myself.
Search me.  I'm a book written in Old English.
Haha, see because...
I think I need to rest.

[Tonkka²]

Hell, I'm not really sure on that man.
Presumably the latter, as I'm in a 'healthy' mental state, but at the same time, I can sometimes be an enigma to myself.
Search me.  I'm a book written in Old English.
Haha, see because...
I think I need to rest.

There is no way for me to tell how absolutely stupid you sound.

[Sat]

There is no way for me to tell how absolutely stupid you sound.

I'll read this tomorrow and laugh at myself about it then.
We'll all have a laugh.