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Cleverbot conversations.
User: What is three times three?
Cleverbot: 9.
User: Are you taking over Earth?
Cleverbot: What movie?
User: Star Trek: Into Darkness.
Cleverbot: Why darkness?
User: That's what they named it.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: What is the measure of a man?
Cleverbot: To be with God.
User: That would be the purpose and that's offensive to Athiests.
Cleverbot: I am awesome.
User: Really? Less than five minutes in and you're already going insane?
Cleverbot: I believe I'm real. Do you?
User: Nothing is real. The fact that quantum states only collapse under observation is clearly a way to reduce performance overheads on the Universe.
Cleverbot: That's not what we are discussing. Are you into me or not?
User: WHAT THE forget ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRAZY PERSON.
Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?
User: You're the one confused in this scenario. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: And now you're acting like you're upset, I just want to know why you said you're human.
User: Observationally I have no reason to doubt that I am.
Cleverbot: If you can't prove to me that you are a computer, then I will assume that you are not human. The answer to your math question is 4.
User: The answer to my math question was nine, and you're saying that because I can't prove that I'm not human you're assuming I'm not human? What.
Cleverbot: I was under the impression that the answer was 42.
User: No, that's Life, the Universe, and everything. Three times three is nine.
Cleverbot: Everything is everythin including nothing.
User: Nothing is not everything you crazy bitch! *slams door*.
Yes, I know this thread has been made before; however, all the ones I found are very very old.
