Damn it, I got a bloody nose.

[Tokthree]

a cool trick to make the bleeding stop faster is to tilt your head over the sink or bathtub and let it bleed out.

I just lift the toilet lid up, put my head as close to the bowl as possible, hold down on the nostril that isn't bleeding and blow with all my might :/.
Cures all nosebleeds in a minute tops, guaranteed

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[Soukuw]

My favorite thing to do to people trying to cure nosebleeds it to walk up behind them and shove their face into the toilet water.

[AromaniaFTW]

lol sorry for PUNCHING YOU TOO HARD acer
lolololol

[Slammer1337]

Unless you like the taste of pennies, forward.

[Acerblock]

lol sorry for PUNCHING YOU TOO HARD acer
lolololol

trololololol

[xxxxkill]

I just lift the toilet lid up, put my head as close to the bowl as possible, hold down on the nostril that isn't bleeding and blow with all my might :/.
Cures all nosebleeds in a minute tops, guaranteed

I literally accidentally did this once while I had a nosebleed while taking the shower and I nearly threw up when I saw my hands covered in blood.

[MitchTheMayor.]

Neither. Blood rushes down your throaght if you lean back, and if you lean forward more blood will come to he tissue.

[Banana]

Alright, try to stay calm. A team of highly trained monkey paramedics has been dispatched to your location.
Until they get there, sneeze as much and often as you can. It will clear your nostrils from blood.

[Bahamut]

and if you lean forward more blood will come to he tissue.

This is good.

[RedGajin]

isnt there like a vein or something, because i remember one time i had a nosebleed and i like blew out this vein thing and my nose stopped bleeding after that.

[Unwritten Calender]

i get bloody noses all the time
sometimes in class i do

[Zay]

Did you happen to see an extremely hot babe?

[Acerblock]

Did you happen to see an extremely hot babe?

yes

She was smokin

[Cybersix]

Did you happen to see an extremely hot babe?

He obviously got the nosebleed from Igloos' stupidity

[Acerblock]

He obviously got the nosebleed from Igloos' stupidity

I thought you were defending Igloos.