Author Topic: Blunt Realization Thread  (Read 1581 times)

You know those times
when you realize something, and you want to share it, but nobody to share it with?
Well, here you go.

The only reason anybody knows about ocarinas is because of Zelda.

When symbolism suddenly makes sense in more ways than two.

when you realize

that mad milk is a non milk substance in the same class as jarate, and the scout uses it

That every pet I have ever owned has been a girl.

That the Krusty Krab is a lobster trap.

That every pet I have ever owned has been a girl.
omg...what?!

edit: oh lmao this can be taken two ways haha

i just realized the sandman in tf2 is called the sandman because it knocks people out
and sandman is the magical person who makes you sleep with good dreams.

The Wright Brothers are responsible for 9/11.

omg...what?!

edit: oh lmao this can be taken two ways haha
Not really seeing it, lol

Black men refer to women as bitches because they refer each other as "dawg"


The Wright Brothers are responsible for 9/11.
Black men refer to women as bitches because they refer each other as "dawg"

Not really seeing it, lol
girls as in human girls

and girls as in female pets

Patrick star resembles a stoner

I don't think he does, but good job with the "blunt" pun.