Author Topic: Forum Rap Battle V2  (Read 2292 times)


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fuk bitches erryday
smok wweed evryday
im too cool, iff you may
now im gonna rap while you decay



it rhymes bitch

HEADING INTO THE FORUMS WHERE THE LAND IS MADE OF BLOCKS
THERES A BUNCH OF forgetIN NOOBS WHO JUST ACT LIKE BUBBLY roosterS
BUT THAT CAN ALL BE IGNORED BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE AWESOME
THOUGH SOME STILL RAGE THAT WE KICKED OUT TERRARINS WHICH WERE QUIET FLAWSOME.

I HEAD TO THE DEV PART AND SEE WHAT BADSPOT'S DONE NEW
THEN I HEAD TO DRAMA: OH WHAT NOW, GLASS WHAT'D YOU DO?
I HEAD ON TO THE GALL'RY SEEIN ALL THE BUILDS YOU MAKIN
AND THEN I CHECK OUT OFFTOPIC WITH THREADS 'BOUT procrastination.

I FLEE TO THE ADDONS TO SEE WHAT NEW THINGS WE'VE MADE
OH LOOK NOW THERE'S A HEAT MOD, DON'T SMOLDER, GET TO THE SHADE!
I'LL SEE SUGGESTIONS TO SEE WHAT COOL THINGS WE COULD DO
THOUGH MOST POSTS THERE ARE INCOMPLETE WHILE SOUR AND OP TOO.

ALTHOUGH WE OVERALL HAVE FLAWS YOU MUST LOOK BEHIND THAT
A DEDICATED COMMUNITY IS WHERE WE'RE AT.
WE NEVER STOP THE BUILDING BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
BLOCKLAND IS A COMMUNITY, AND YOU SHOULD JOIN IT TOO.


Made that up in 5 minutes.

roses ar red vioelnts are blue blocklangd is fun so kill yourself

I'm young, black, rich and famous
I got 10 dollars hangin' from my star fish

Every one of your rapping suck
stuff brother, are you out of luck?
Obviously I am a buck
Because you guys are a brain of a duck!

I am the true rapping boner in the house
You seriously are the tail of a mouse.
So then I'll shove you all up in a spouse
And I won't worry about you like an old computer mouse.

Now I am seeing you stomping in the ground
The forums are making you out of bound.
And while I am inside something safe and round.
You guys are perishing in a mound!

bee boo boo bop
I'm hip and swaggin on the swag wagon
im loving cool

the end

brothers in my biscuit
brothers in my biscuit
brother brother brother
brothers in my biscuit

end

brother brother brother nigaaaa niqqa
get yo ass back on the cotton field

Ya need the swag
Ya gotta be pr0
I'mm a full-on brother
come at me bro

Is this a rap battle I hear?
Well let's see who sounds good
Hm, some of your beats just sound like diarrhea
Trust me, that isn't pleasant
And I'm afraid I won't be any more present

that sucked

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UHHHHH
yeh
lego

im wite but i can rap
put ur gun down cuz u aint gunna cap
brb gunna take a nap
uh
then i woke up groggy
eets all foggy
...cnai b doge?
*drops mic*

GET OFF THE RHYME DICTIONARY YOU AINT NO REAL RAPPUHS


DJ Alteration in the house
Electro-Steppin' on all these dead mi5
Been readin' cookbooks for outrappin' kids
Who just spew crap when they open their lids
Hey everybody just shut-tha-hell-up
Y'all nastier and trashier than 2 girls and one cup
Get used to the reign of the big fat A,
Cause you just got owned by me in every single way,
Bringin' my bass and my pace for the chase
Of ultimate superiority and word-flingin' grace