I can't understand why some people still drink monster. To me, it's pretty much the worst stuff on earth. The best part is, you know exactly where to find it at the store right? It's right next to the Doritos and loving Call Of Duty. It pretty much completes the trifecta of this whole "gamer" bullstuff. It's also no loving wonder that all these people have insomnia, they're drinking a lethal mixture of caffeine, ginseng, and about 3 other similar chemicals. I mean it wouldn't even be good for actual energy if you needed it. Red Bull is great because it's a punch with very little liquid, so your not going to puke it all back up if you happen to be doing something more strenuous than usual. Monster has really no use in any application besides sitting around and getting loving diabetes. I know some people who like monster, and a lot of them are pretty much caked with bullstuff all the time, whether it be Doritos dust, or something else, and I have to question how often they bathe. I'm not sure there is an exact correlation between the two, as some are ok people, but it appears as if they might somewhat influence each other.
I must ask, why is it so appealing?
/endrant
