Author Topic: [Canadian Conquest] - Canada will take over the world. And you will help.  (Read 1941 times)



Cash: $1,494,500,000
Countries: 1 major, 0 minor
Game Overs: 0
Status: Increasing trade with US and business with EU.:
Income: $1 trillion a day/year

You are Canada. You want to take over the world. This is now small task, but you are Canada. And Canada is cool.
So, forumers, want to take over the world?

First, we have to go over an outline and some rules.
1. You want to take over the world, not destroy it. If you devastate an area, it will only harm your progress.
2. You start with 1.5 trillion USD. Going into debt is bad!
3. Keep it realistic! While the situation itself would never happen, the actual takeover should at least be partly realistic.
4. Try to keep it inconspicuous. You will do much better if countries don't realize that you are taking over.
5. Keep it fun for other people, as well as yourself.

WARNING! If you go into debt, get into wars, or otherwise jeopardize your empire to the point of disaster, you will get a game over! This will also occur if the planet becomes a gigantic wreck.

I will be using http://www.random.org/ for events for success chances.

Now, for the map. This is how far you have progressed.
Red regions indicate full control.
Maroon regions indicate alliances, but they will need to be fully converted.
Black regions are neutral.
Teal regions are trying to resist your takeover.
Cyan regions are in a direct conflict with you.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2013, 01:47:53 PM by TristanLuigi »

take over country
korea

take over country
korea
It's not that easy. Give some first steps, we're trying to be realistic here, not just splatter red paint on the map.

The province of Nova Scotia threatens the UK with explosive nuclear weapons of mass destruction, and they surrender.

+1 country for us

The province of Nova Scotia threatens the UK with explosive nuclear weapons of mass destruction, and they surrender.

+1 country for us
Then I would have to make the entire map cyan-ish. Also, the citizens would riot.

let them riot
after all our welfare and power is more important than our stupid ass citizens

let them riot
after all our welfare and power is more important than our stupid ass citizens
Canada doesn't even have nuclear weapons. Also, this violates the Geneva Protocol and would initiate wars.

Canada doesn't even have nuclear weapons. Also, this violates the Geneva Protocol and would initiate wars.


wars are good
man leave this up to me
I ruled Sudabakabananwbh for years, but we were wiped off the map. I have lots of experience.

Set a trade embargo with the United States and do all of our business with the EU. The Geneva Protocol may prevent wars, but not trade embargos.

I was once a member of the Juahabavani tribe, but now I have grown and matured and run the Canadian Government's Trade sector.

(Add to the OP:
Trade Sector leader - Muslim
War Sector -
etc)

Set a trade embargo with the United States and do all of our business with the EU. The Geneva Protocol may prevent wars, but not trade embargos.

I was once a member of the Juahabavani tribe, but now I have grown and matured and run the Canadian Government's Trade sector.

(Add to the OP:
Trade Sector leader - Muslim
War Sector -
etc)

bombs USA
steals everything they have and then imports to canada
USA becomes a big trader in research films


I will be the prime minister of Canada.

Set a trade embargo with the United States and do all of our business with the EU. The Geneva Protocol may prevent wars, but not trade embargos.

I was once a member of the Juahabavani tribe, but now I have grown and matured and run the Canadian Government's Trade sector.

(Add to the OP:
Trade Sector leader - Muslim
War Sector -
etc)
I'm not sure what you want me to add, but Canada is furthering trade initiatives. 1 billion spent.
bombs USA
steals everything they have and then imports to canada
USA becomes a big trader in research films


I will be the prime minister of Canada.
Stupid suggestions like this will be ignored from now on.

I am a traitor now then.
I run Somalia and I've done so undercover for years.

-sends in angry camels to canada-

Set a trade with US.
Two billion dollars for Alaska.

Set a trade with US.
Two billion dollars for Alaska.
Rolling die. 1-3 they agree as-is, 4-5, they double the price, 6 and they outright refuse. Result was a 3.

Also, relations increase with US. The business with the EU goes well on a 1-4, 5 and it it's not very effective, 6 and the operation was a waste. Result was a 3, again.

Map updated, and an extra 3 billion spent to fix up Alaska to turn it Canadian.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2013, 10:12:30 PM by TristanLuigi »

Rolling die. 1-3 they agree as-is, 4-5, they double the price, 6 and they outright refuse. Result was a 3.

extra 3 billion spent to fix up Alaska to turn it Canadian.
LIKE HELL YEAH I'M AWESOME
EDIT: map's broken?