I live in a double suite at a college dorm, and my roommate never showed, so I've had it to myself all semester.
I get home tonight, a week before finals, at 8:30 pm. Open my door to the living area.
There's a naked ass dude standing in front of my sink. WTF.
He casually walked into the room next to mine and closes the door. Now i'm pretty loving weirded out at this point.
I start asking question through the door and all he says is "I'm Eric!".
I talk to housing dept. Now i'm getting pissed because the combo to get in my room is the same he used to get into the living area and im out of the dorm.
Eventually an RA calls me and says they put a guy in there because some stuff happened to his room....
WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME YOU WERE MOVING A NAKED GUY IN YUP LOVE THAT ADVANCE NOTICE.
Like seriously, who goes around naked in someones room they just moved into, and doesn't say stuff to them, then closes the door?
Now I got this forgetin' creeper living next to me. God damn. Why me.
