Humanity's Future - the end?

[grunterdb1951]

Judging by your mother ship design, it sounds like you're replicating that one documentary.

That documentary is?

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[SWAT One]

That documentary is?

this, if I am correct

[blazerblock2]

Mr. Vorster makes contact with the new alien threat.  Soon after contact, the spacecraft lands in a clear area and is loaded by OCS personnel with several hundred crates.  The spacecraft takes off soon after, and the operators on the ground breath a sigh of relief.

[grunterdb1951]

this, if I am correct

forget no, if you start launching balloons at us I'll shoot that stuff down.

[fawkes..]

Mr. Vorster makes contact with the new alien threat.  Soon after contact, the spacecraft lands in a clear area and is loaded by OCS personnel with several hundred crates.  The spacecraft takes off soon after, and the operators on the ground breath a sigh of relief.

Wait, what was in the crates?

Also the cure for the Virus affecting Khonians has been created, mass production is ongoing and many have already been treated.

[SWAT One]

Gj.  You've created one cure for one malcondition.

Only a few hundred thousand more.

[blazerblock2]

Wait, what was in the crates?

You'll see.

[TristanLuigi]

Stellastria is not prepared for this stuff :c

[Muslim]

I'm ready to kick some alien ass.

By the way, prescription drug abuse rises in Err Valisa, becoming one of the most dangerous places to live. The population still soars because of the jobs, but crime is at an all-time high, houses are burned down, there are fights in the street, and Phelepine use skyrockets.

EDIT: Please don't destroy us, aliens.

[fawkes..]

You'll see.

Tell us.

Gj.  You've created one cure for one malcondition.

Only a few hundred thousand more.

At least the people we're trying to set up an alliance with aren't walking round all infected so now they can start working on cures/vaccines, hey?

[blazerblock2]

Tell us.

Patience is a virtue.

[TristanLuigi]

Previous to our research, the following facts about muons were known:

• Muons, when not moving, have a lifetime of 2.2 μs. If traveling extremely quickly, time dilation may occur and extend the liftime.
• Muons are very similar to electrons, having a charge of -1 and a mass of ~105.658 MeV/c². For comparison, an electron has a mass of ~0.510 MeV/c², a 210x difference.

After 2 years of research on muons, we have the following notes:

• Mutricity (electricity with muons) is faster and much more powerful than regular electricity, but impossible to store (for now) and can only travel for 25 milliseconds at the speed of light.
• We have created very few simple atoms of matter with muons replacing electrons, however, it appears that mu-matter is much denser and stronger than regular matter.

Of course, we are nowhere near being able to use muons efficiently. Testing involving exotic matter, like gravitanium, telur, or invincium, have not yet been conducted.

In other news, Stellastria raises DEFCON to 4.

[SWAT One]

At least the people we're trying to set up an alliance with aren't walking round all infected so now they can start working on cures/vaccines, hey?

But then the wind changes and blows in another fungal mess.

We need to introduce humans and khonians to these malconditions through inoculation so that we can literally live alongside eachother like brothers.

[Crispy_]

But then the wind changes and blows in another fungal mess.

We need to introduce humans and khonians to these malconditions through inoculation so that we can literally live alongside eachother like brothers.

yes!

look into the future, you might be related to these khonians!

[Crispy_]

Now there are almost 100 signatures heading for the Sol system