Getting tired of the same stuff in zombie movies

[MaroonCacti²]

Every single zombie movie ive ever watched none of the loving characters know what a zombie is.
Like seriously name one god damn zombie movie where everyone is like "Holy stuff zombies!" not "What are these things?"
Right now I'm watching a movie called "Zombie Diaries" and its about some horror film students who are making a movie when the zombie apocalypse suddenly breaks out.
They're loving HORROR FILM STUDENTS don't you think they would know what a goddamn zombie is?
Well they don't and they just pull the clueless handicap stuff like everyone else.

Seriously hollywood get your stuff together.

/rant

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[ResonKinetic]

What would you describe as the "perfect" zombie movie?

[MaroonCacti²]

What would you describe as the "perfect" zombie movie?

One where the people in it aren't loving handicaps and they don't do the same old stuff like make the hot girl die first or trip and fall when some stuff is chasing them.

Actually any horror movie where they don't act like handicaps would be nice.

[ResonKinetic]

One where the people in it aren't loving handicaps and they don't do the same old stuff like make the hot girl die first or trip and fall when some stuff is chasing them.

Actually any horror movie where they don't act like handicaps would be nice.

Good to know.

If I ever happen to make a zombie film, I'll keep that in mind.

I've been meaning to try my hand at directing and filming.

[Frostbyte]

Shaun of The Dead?

They are informed of zombies but they aren't informed until a news report pops up and they are too drunk and it's too dark to notice theres a zombie outside if that counts.

[tkepahama]

Shaun of The Dead?

They are informed of zombies but they aren't informed until a news report pops up and they are too drunk and it's too dark to notice theres a zombie outside if that counts.

Yeah, but isn't that supposed to be like a parody movie?

[Frostbyte]

Yeah, but isn't that supposed to be like a parody movie?

Yeah but I guess it is technically a zombie movie.

Not sure if 28 days or 28 weeks later counts (still haven't seen em)

[Daedalus]

I'd say 28 Days Later is exactly what you're looking for.

[[Na Pulse]]

I'd say 28 Days Later is exactly what you're looking for.

[ResonKinetic]

I thought you didn't like movies because they were "too long".

[Harm94]

I want a movie about a Russian platoon who has to fight their way back to a bluezone.

[mp7964]

Yeah, it really pisses me off when in a zombie movie, SET IN THE APOCALYPTIC REAL loving WORLD, nobody knows what a zombie is. It's like, come the forget on, you don't know what a zombie is and you were born in this loving decade? I mean, I understand being surprised, but if they're zombies, call them zombies. stuff.

[[Na Pulse]]

I thought you didn't like movies because they were "too long".

I can be hypocritical sometimes, considering I havent slept in two days.
28 weeks and days later are the best zombie movies, enough said.

[ResonKinetic]

I can be hypocritical sometimes, considering I havent slept in two days.
28 weeks and days later are the best zombie movies, enough said.

You should sleep.

I went nearly a week without sleeping and started seeing things.

[Harm94]

It seems like in every zombie scenario all the governments just disappear. I want to see tanks crushing the undead, not that lone survivor stuff that is all too common