Whenever I fap too hard...

[Electrk]

I get it

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[Wynd_Fox]

My post is after yours, and I was confused, because yours wasn't there when I started typing. But apparently we posted in the same second, so yeah.

[Sentry]

He was probably fapping with a tuna jar.

[Nitro_Weavile]

Probably tied a bungee chord to his richard and jumped off the grand canyon and went up and down infinite times

[Maxwell23461]

It was a jar, moron.

rude

[fawkes..]

I'm afraid there's only one cure, you have to chop it off

[Port]

when I fap too hard I accidentally rip my richard off and have to glue it on again

[Nitro_Weavile]

With duck tapeeeee

[sir dooble]

Can I be serious now?
Men have a refractory period between climaxs. You can't go repeatedly in a very short amount of time. Need to make more sperm/semen first. Plus the feeling changes from pleasure to pain to prevent you from continuing and maybe doing damage to yourself.
Apparently women don't have this, hence multiple climaxs. Theirs also serve no major purpose and need no extra ingredients made, so they can go again quite quickly.   

That or padmedog really is just tugging his todger too hard.

[Nitro_Weavile]

tugging his todger

Mum wat a todger?!?!?

[Freek]

sometimes my richard bleeds when i fap
not joking

[Blockzillahead]

sometimes my richard bleeds when i fap
not joking

stop jacking off with a razor blade inside your urethra then.

[Maxwell23461]

stop jacking off with a razor blade inside your urethra then.

STOP ;_;

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

My sides oh god.
Pad is just a clueless 11/10 year old who doesn't know how to look up stuff instead of making a fool of himself.
this is hilarious, and Padmedog, if you're trolling you're just loving genius.

[Maxwell23461]

aren't you 5th grade as well?

lil' young tbh.