My Hamster Bit Me

[Little Anarchist]

Take a picture of yourself licking the blood off your hand like a lollipop :D

[Ad Bot]

[Alt]

Thank god I have friendly little rats, not those mean hamster things >.>

[Cybersix]

Also, Jesus, why would I bite myself?

Because the hamster is pro Almond Joy?

[Tyler66]

Take a picture of yourself licking the blood off your hand like a lollipop :D

This.

Reacquire what it yours.

[Mounds Bar]

Because the hamster is pro Almond Joy?

loving Almond Joy always ruining my evil schemes.

Take a picture of yourself licking the blood off your hand like a lollipop :D

I don't post my face until I know people for too long.

Also, it's dried now.

[Buu]

wow, whats with all those questions children ask books?

[Cybersix]

loving Almond Joy always ruining my evil schemes.

He admitted to biting himself and blaming the hamster

[Little Anarchist]

Also, it's dried now.

I never noticed how pretty the color of dried blood looks on human skin :D, next time you cut yourself let the blood drip into a cup and drink it, it's full of nutrients!

[Mounds Bar]

I never noticed how pretty the color of dried blood looks on human skin :D, next time you cut yourself let the blood drip into a cup and drink it, it's full of nutrients!

Probably.

wow, whats with all those questions children ask books?

They're from when I was younger, my mom got them for me when I was about five.

[Cybersix]

They're from when I was younger, my mom got them for me when I was about five.

Now young Moundy, what did we learn?

[Swat 3]

My hamster bit me so much.

I had to wear leather gloves to take him out of the cage when I cleaned it.

[Mounds Bar]

Now young Moundy, what did we learn?

Not to take up a sleeping hamster :c

[Monstercat]

sorry but that looks like magic marker

Moron

[SiliconCactus]

Moron

wowe nice petty insult without any actual argument i'm very hurt

[Night Fox]

Moron

no, he actually has a point
that doesn't look anything like the patterns a liquid would make