Ironically, when I saw the message outside of the Modernizer HQ, I just thought of this:
>Is a bandit who has broken arms + legs
>Sent to Modernizer beds with 2 republicans
>Jennifer Regis sees
>"WDFWDF THROWHIMOUT!111!11"
>Thrown out
>Freezes
>Dies
(EDIT: Should have stated utmost anonymous, and random too.)