Suits - A True Story

[Nonnel]

You wake up in a hospital. You don't know why you're there. You seem to remember something crashing, but it's not coming back to you right now. Your right arm is gone. You're bald. You think this hospital room's color coordinator was colorblind. What's your name and what do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Were in a coma for 9 years? Your name will be Adam Plissken.

[Jokey365]

Apply first aid to the gigantic wound.

[Katadeus]

Your name is obviously Aidan
First Aidan

[Redconer]

Examine the area

[grunterdb1951]

Apply first aid to the gigantic wound.

Then wish for a army of titan lions, hopefully it will come true.

[Jokey365]

Then wish for a army of titan lions, hopefully it will come true.

No.

[grunterdb1951]

No.

Yes.

[Nonnel]

Your name is obviously Aidan
First Aidan

Examine the area

Apply first aid to the gigantic wound.

Looking at the only words written in the room, you decide to call yourself First Aiden.


You find a severed finger and nothing else inside the first aid box.


Upon examination, it seems the only worthwhile thing in the room is probably the purse.

[Redconer]

Get the purse

[Nonnel]

You take the purse and hope to God that you still seem like a normal person.

[Executive]

Escape carefully out of room
Find a wig
Put it on

[Muslim]

Patch up that nasty scar on your arm there.

[grunterdb1951]

Go to your local Automail shop and replace your missing arm with a awesome robotic automail arm. It'd look dashing with a suit.

[fawkes..]

For now stick the finger onto the end of our arm, it won't look very good but should suffice for now