Author Topic: worst adventure ever jackstuff stop existing  (Read 10793 times)

Get your ass outta there.



You have returned to where you started. You decide that you should get a weapon so this doesn't happen again.





A new member to our inventory.
« Last Edit: April 28, 2013, 10:28:29 PM by Shell »

The art is so conflicting asdf
The inventory is supah lovey tho

Go poop on a rattlesnake.

Check your cellphone.




Damnit. You're out of battery.
You're really bad with managing your battery power.


Break bottle to use as weapon.

Break bottle to use as weapon.



Bam! Isn't that the most beautiful broken bottle you've ever seen?
Wait, isn't the battle system still going on? Taking the bottle would have counted as a move.


Ho sht when did the monster get that big?

Curl up in a ball and pretend to be dead.

(I'd suggest climbing a tree, but from the way he jumped into frame I doubt that'd be effective.)

kill him

attack with bottle



Blood trickles down the side of your face. Your bottle was miraculously unharmed.
The beast appears to have increased and size; and with size comes strength.



You have been stunned, and can only move one hexagon at a time apposed to two.
Which means that you can still flee if you get lucky. Losing this battle seems inevitable.

what the forget
what happens if we die

forget it roll for flee

what the forget
what happens if we die

forget it roll for flee

roll for flee

   

Success!





The battle has been failed, but you return with your life.
The monster slinks away, uninterested in your cowardice.

The sun is coming up.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2013, 08:00:55 PM by Shell »