Author Topic: worst adventure ever jackstuff stop existing  (Read 10761 times)

You honestly don't know, do you? Tell her you're looking for shelter until you find something less stupid to say.




: I'm just looking for shelter.
: I don't really now what's go-
: The first part was fine. I hate long answers.
: You've got some big balls walking out alone without your cloaker.
: Cloaker?
: You don't know what a cloaker is?
: What a moron!
: Watch and learn.




: I can hear your footsteps, you know.
: Damnit!


Protip: dont be stupid so you wont be shot. hope this helps :D

Look, I don't really know where I am, or how I got here. I just ran from the forest because I was attacked by some huge purple thing that nearly killed me dead. Here, look, I also found this note to run to the city.




: Listen.
: I don't know where I am, what a 'cloaker' is, or anything else.
: I just got here from the forest, where some faceless...
: ...thing attacked me.
: I found this note in the forest.
: It told me to run, so I did.
: ...let me see that note.




: Hey! This is my note!
: You're lucky you survived in that deathtrap.
: But seriously, what's going on?
: Why don't I know what the hell is happening?
: Hell if I know.
: Maybe you're in a temporal fracture?
: ..what?
: Hey, it could happen. Time travel's big these days.
: ...
: Time travel doesn't exist.
: Haha.
: Suuure.

very little suggestions recently.

ask her where she lives

ask her where she lives



: Just curious, do you live anywhere near?
: Nobody really 'lives anywhere' around here.
: Unless you count seeking refuge as living.
: This is a ghost town. Overrun by lowlives and bandits.
: Yeah, that's ridiculous.
: I know this place, I live a few miles from it.
: And it is not infested with whatever you're talking about.
: Sheesh! Talk about denial!
: You never answered my question.
: Okay.
: Follow me, Mr. Oblivious.



Follow her

You follow her to the yellow building behind you.


: Where's all the furniture?
: I told you, I don't live here.
: I'm just staying here for the moment.
: Staying outside is Self Delete.
: Then if it's as bad as you say it is...
: ...why didn't we get killed outside?
: They probably saw me talking to you.
: I've got some street cred aro-
: ....
: What happened?
: Shushshhshh!
: I think I hear something.




: stuff!




: Damn bandits!
: ....
: Where is he?
: Who cares?
: Had his cloaker on.
: How come you didn't have to use the battle system?
: You still use that thing?
: That's been out of use since the 2000s!
: How do we know that aren't 5 other people in here with us?
: That's the fun part!
: We don't.

uhh that's scary

ask her where you can get a cloaker

uhh that's scary

ask her where you can get a cloaker
Screw that, take the dead guy's.

ask her where you can get a cloaker


: Well where am I supposed to get a cloaker?
: I don't want to end up like Susan Storm here.
: Same place I got mine.
: They cost a few bottlecaps from any dealer.
: Bottlecaps?
: ...Uh...
: I have a dollar in my pocket, is that good enough?
: Pfft.
: Pre-C money is worthless.
: You really are oblivious.
: I really gotta start drinking in moderation.
: Can't I just steal the dead guy's?
: Never thought of that.
: Sure. Go ahead.

for some reason, he's still invisible.
try to find it