Dumbest thing you've ever done.

[JPSC]

I thought my oven was leaking gas so I lit a match to be sure.

[Ad Bot]

[Slammer1337]

what floor

1st
i also took out the rack in the window

[Monstercat]

I thought my oven was leaking gas so I lit a match to be sure.

may i sig this?

[Frosting]

I pissed my pants when I knew I had to use the bathroom. I just waited thinking I could hold it.

[JPSC]

may i sig this?

sure :d

[CreamTurk3y]

Anyone remember Squiggles?

That's my answer.

[Visage]

I thought my oven was leaking gas so I lit a match to be sure.

I've actually pretty much done that. I was too lazy to call firemen and all that crazy stuff and turn off gas valves and w/e so I just took a 50/50 chance and it turned out I was fine.

[The Resonte!]

Mowing a very big soccer field with a large mower
Prettiest girl I've ever seen walks bye and smiles and waves at me, I return it and go about my business not thinking much of it
She comes back later with starbucks and tells me "Hey I got you a starbucks"
"Wow thanks thats so nice of you"
"It's going to be a hot day and you're working hard so I thought you could use a drink"
"Oh the work isn't that bad it's just walking"
"Yea I bet you come home smelling like grass clippings, I bet your girlfriend loves it."
"Oh I don't have a girlfriend."
"Oh... well nice meeting you I have to get home now."
"Okay thanks again see ya"
She starts walking away real slowly and she even stops and looks back at me 2 or 3 times
I do nothing and go back to mowing
5 minutes later the light in my head goes off GOD loving DAMN IT COULD SHE HAVE MADE IT MORE OBVIOUS OH MY GOD YOU loving MORON

smooth.



once i was swinging around one of those things where you have to get the ball on top of it and the balls attached by a string

i broke a lightbulb

[Jaxx]

i hit a guy with a crowbar directly on the small of his back and put him in bed for like a week.

...because he had a wasp on his back.

[DrenDran]

and im proud of itit's mind blowing how you changed from that

my god this forums teaches internet intelligence like a pro

That's nothing.
And this is I.

[John Freeman]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=17540
This entire account

[Jaxx]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?action=profile;u=17540
This entire account

oh jesus christ that was you?

[John Freeman]

Yes
I hate me

[Niff]

I joined Blockland fourms

[-Blok-]

I remember in middle school on the playground there were people playing kickball and basketball. I had a basketball in my hands when someone playing kickball kicked one into right field, sort of over the people shooting hoops. I decided to try to hit the kickball in mid-air with the basketball. So I threw it up in the air towards where I thought the kickball was going to go, but I missed, the ball came down right in the area that the kickball was falling. This kid a grade below me caught the kickball and the basketball came down and hit him right in the face, both balls and the kid dropping to the ground. Everyone huddled around him to see if he was alright.

I was so embarrassed.