I don't know if there has been a topic like this but I really have to get this off my chest because I am literally punching myself in the face nonstop as earlier today I made the biggest, stupidest, most handicapped mistake ever in my life yet and I will probably be haunted by it for the rest of my life. Here is the story in semi-4chan style:
Work as a landscaper currently
Mowing a very big soccer field with a large mower
Prettiest girl I've ever seen walks bye and smiles and waves at me, I return it and go about my business not thinking much of it
She comes back later with starbucks and tells me "Hey I got you a starbucks"
"Wow thanks thats so nice of you"
"It's going to be a hot day and you're working hard so I thought you could use a drink"
"Oh the work isn't that bad it's just walking"
"Yea I bet you come home smelling like grass clippings, I bet your girlfriend loves it."
"Oh I don't have a girlfriend."
"Oh... well nice meeting you I have to get home now."
"Okay thanks again see ya"
She starts walking away real slowly and she even stops and looks back at me 2 or 3 times
I do nothing and go back to mowing
5 minutes later the light in my head goes off GOD loving DAMN IT COULD SHE HAVE MADE IT MORE OBVIOUS OH MY GOD YOU loving MORON
Been thinking about it all day I even mowed really slow the rest of the time and stayed there a while just praying she would come back and I could right the horrible wrong. Please people call me a loving moron and beat me with sticks so I may never forget this lesson. Also post similar stories of your stupidity, asperger mode like mine preferred.
