your theory on how the universe was created

[ResonKinetic]

I cringe at all the people implying that the big bang is a universe creation theory

Then what is it exactly, based on your professional and uninfluenced opinion?

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[Orion]

carlton from fresh prince of bel-air was born.

[Sentry]

God was fapping one day and he came out the universe.

[Ipquarx]

Then what is it exactly, based on your professional and uninfluenced opinion?

The Big Bang theory is the prevailing cosmological model that describes the early development of the Universe.

Note how the bolded part is not "creation," but "early development."

[IkeTheGeneric]

I don't exactly have a theory, but I know for a fact it had to involve a few clowns and a huge explosion.

[Titanium Man]

i really dont want to think about it because it makes my brains explode

[Brian Smithers]

So jesus was with god and jesus was like
"yo god check this out lollolololol"
so he took a lighter held it to his butt and farted
and the big bang happened.
"oooooops"

[Jairo]

we are merely a computer simulation run by higher powers
we are merely entity-controlled pawns in their game of civilization: deity mode

[Cakey]

double b

[Skull Candy]

It always existed.

[SeventhSandwich]

"I believe that there was nothing but a man in a spaceship. He was trying to create a place where natural things happened, like galaxy collisions and star creation. He used his magic to create the universe and made stars using the sun. He placed galaxies in key locations and our galaxy was placed in the center of the universe because he created a special life form - humans."

~George Washington - January 23, 1623

George Washington never even said that.

[ResonKinetic]

George Washington never even said that.

I think that was the joke.

[Grassy]

God took a big crap.

[Ipquarx]

George Washington never even said that.

"January 23, 1623"
"1623"

you don't say

[Katadeus]

there was no beginning and there is no end