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Who would you think will die this week?

Renekar
Mocheeze
Nonnel
Badspot
Zeblote

Author Topic: How would the above user die? V2 - OP BUMPS ONCE AGAIN  (Read 9443 times)


I choke you with my richard, take an automatic shotgun, use it as a saw, and shoot you so many times in the abdomen there will only a red hole there. I then rip out all your intestines, and chew on em. I then stab my hand in your Throat, and slowly pull out your windpipe. I then pop your eyeballs with my thumbs, and put bullets in their places. I then rip your jaw off, rip your tongue in half, and rip both pieces in half. I then behead you, and open your skull. I take your brain, and slowly grind it in a blender, and take your skull out, and smash it. I then cook the remains of the head, and throw them out. I then rip your arms off, and remove the bones inside them. I then skin the arms, and cook the muscles. I then take your legs and do the same thing. And then I skin the torso, and remove the front of the torso. I then go to a public bathroom, and take one of the urinals off the wall. And then mount the torso in its place, the front facing the rest of the bathroom, for people to pee in it. Once the bottem of the torso is filled with urine, I throw it out, and do the same process with the next victem.
MY GOD MAN

spends all of his life typing out long posts and thus dies of bordome

he would choke on 30 big macs



A African tribal warrior would push him off Mt. Kilimanjaro.


luigi would crush him with pumpkin pie

Heart attack in luigi's mansion