My life in russia..

[devildogelite]

god dammit i'm crying with laughter

Premise ridiculous. Too malnourish to make joke. Is die before finish joke.


I wish I wasn't just copy pasting jokes, but I am not that funny.

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

I dont speck to them,
They make fun out of me now...
:l

If you didn't speak to them in the first place, then you have a problem.  If you did, then they're being jerks.

[Anti-Block]

what you need is fit of vodka to commemorate comrades

[chrisbot6]

If guys stop talking to you over that even if they find out beyond question that your phone was hacked (They would probably hear about the fight) then they are bad friends and they were probably looking for a way to get rid of you. Find new friends.

[Måster Blåster]

In Russia, my friend, you don't have a life, life has you!

[Operator¹]

This is badly written.

[Bisjac]

age 9 friendships are forever! they so matter!

lol

[Tonkka²]

I lost,
And was hurt.

Was your opponent Finnish?Winter war reference.

[AromaniaFTW]

Big strong russian man is master of sports in sambo
Sambo make STRONG big man kick ass beat friends in vodka contest!

OT: this is more your life > russia so title is misleading

[Elecro]

this is really generalized. go drink some vodka and pass out.

[Night Fox]

why would you have an email at nine years old
also I doubt your friends would have emails at nine years old
I also doubt that they would be emotionally developed enough to care if you said they were worthless

[Nonnel]

Damn has an n on the end.

[BuildaBox]

Damn has an n on the end.

[Nonnel]

-damsnip-

im older now but, I only have1 friend, But i do have you guys right?
I am a ghost, no one even likes me.
Data means, I dont know.
So...

[BuildaBox]

A huge fight happened there.
He lost,
And was hurt.