Kill the above user without using a weapon.

[Måster Blåster]

Send a Razor Train and strap him up to a railroad.

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

I mind control master to shove a spork into an electric socket

[Ownage56 :3]

Smashes you with my Nyan-Trains

[Grassy]

I hire Justin Bieber to sing

OH MY GOD! NO!

Ontopic: I get a mine turtle.

[AromaniaFTW]

handfighting handfighting
I swim under and get you by the back
german suplex neckfirst on concrete

[awesomebread]

I shove my foot up your butt, causing your internal organs to scramble, successfully killing you from blood loss.

[Dre5567]

I decapitate you.

[Måster Blåster]

Throw down from a tall building like a ragdoll.

[Zay]

I'll tie you to a chair and shove stuff down your throat.

[Gojira]

I snap your neck and throw you off a cliff.

[Duhman115]

I throw you into the death pit of spikes EA throws all of its games in and shoots them for not reason.

[lolz??]

use a time machine to make you a 500 year old corpse

[randomtroll39]

I make you eat a giant ball of plastic then you I put corks up your nose,causing you to suffocate and die

[*FacePalm*]

[Boink!]

takes nose