Author Topic: greentext stories  (Read 3968 times)

Greentext stories are the newest and best form of writing.
I even made it its natural green color.
Here's one I got today:

>be a female friends house
>solid 7/10
>killing time watching tv together
>suddenly its o' clock in the evening
>she starts rummaging though her purse
>she starts to panic over something
>ask her whats wrong
>anon, i forgot my ass mirror
>i know the feel all to well
>i offer my assistance
>she doesnt want me to help look for it
>be a few minutes later
>she asks if I can do it for her
>knowing how bad it can be without your mirror, i accept
>she takes off her pants and bends over
>i try to make it quick so she doesnt feel too bad
>only put one finger in
>okay maybe two
>8 minutes later
>we're done
>she looks me right in the eyes and thanks me
>she says she has to go to the bathroom to finish up
>she goes
>after a bit I'm curious
>i look at her bag
>mirror sitting right on top
>not sure what this means, or what I should say


Now its your turn to post your own.

>be new rapper
>finally land a concert
>somehow a lot of bitches come to the performance
>obv. heard my mixtape
>pants unzip
>oh stuff fly is down.jpg
>pants are down
>ohstuffpantsaredownforgetforg etabortabort.jpg
>richard comes out
>ohstuffforget.jpeg
>some bitch gives me lewinsky
>keep rapping
>tfw i am danny brown


>be me
>le
>lelelelele
>le le le lelelele le
>lelelelelele le le le lelelelele
>le.
>have love and live happily ever after


fune rite
i am hip for internet


>be me
>le
>lelelelele
>le le le lelelele le
>lelelelelele le le le lelelelele
>le.
>have love and live happily ever after


fune rite


i am hip for internet
My sides lol

>be 4
>about to go to pool
>"ima practice some flips into the pool ok!!!???"
>flip on bed
>slam head into TV set on accident
>okay.jpg
>get back on bed, successful flip
>mom walks in
>"ANON HOLY stuff"
>blood all over forehead
>had to go to urgent care
>didn't go to pool
>forget

>be 25
>out to eat with friends
>loving starving
>finally get food, eat is all so quick, just forgetin wolf it down
>friends still eating when I finish
>laugh about how fast I ate
>suddenly realize something isn't right
>mfw I ate the bones



> Be lime greentext and not greentext
> Be forever shamed and shunned

>be 4

There's a very easy joke about you taking head damage at a young age here but I'll let someone else get it

> Be lime greentext and not greentext
> Be forever shamed and shunned

you hate my eyes

so much

>be six
>be celebrating thanksgiving
>be eating crackers
>find a hard white piece in the cracker
>inspect it
>eat it
>find out it was one of your teeth.

>be six
>be celebrating thanksgiving
>be eating crackers
>find a hard white piece in the cracker
>inspect it
>eat it
>find out it was one of your teeth.


how would one of my teeth be in your sandwich?

tfw this enforces cargon's joke


>be 25
>out to eat with friends
>loving starving
>finally get food, eat is all so quick, just forgetin wolf it down
>friends still eating when I finish
>laugh about how fast I ate
>suddenly realize something isn't right
>mfw I ate the bones



By far the best one here.