Author Topic: So I just got a new roommate at 2:00 AM (Read 1068 times)

Cargøn · May 09, 2013, 05:09:29 AM

He's a giant spider loving what do i do what do i do
he won't leave my room and I can't sleep knowing he's here
what do

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Clone v.117 · May 09, 2013, 05:19:39 AM

Wait until he's paid the rent to kick him out.

Yosher · May 09, 2013, 05:22:19 AM

grab a blunt object and smash it? not that hard

fawkes.. · May 09, 2013, 05:25:26 AM

Take it outside in a glass or something?

snot2 · May 09, 2013, 05:33:38 AM

what if there isnt a glass big enough

Cargøn · May 09, 2013, 05:37:44 AM

Jesus it just crawled under my bed
now how am i supposed to sleep

dkamm65 · May 09, 2013, 05:42:27 AM

Jake White · May 09, 2013, 06:38:46 AM

Dkamm wins thread

sorrel · May 09, 2013, 08:30:50 AM

I want to try that now

Cybertails1998 · May 09, 2013, 10:26:54 AM

Squash it with your foot like a man.

Or just off it with something heavy.

Masterlegodude · May 09, 2013, 10:30:31 AM

Do this.

He doesn't have a magic notepad that can spawn anything

sorrel · May 09, 2013, 10:33:19 AM

He doesn't have a magic notepad that can spawn anything

Everyone does, you must not of read the memo.

TeslaCoil · May 09, 2013, 10:38:50 AM

Call Tom Gunn and he'll come shoot it with a BB gun after trying water first.

John Freeman · May 09, 2013, 10:44:33 AM

Eat it

Nameisthis · May 09, 2013, 11:17:54 AM

tell it..its beautiful... and slowly pet it..with some bug spray...and a hat...then maybe give it some cookies and milk..and tell it go home