The Adventures of Blockhead

[Cuddles le Bear]

The Adventures of (Unnamed) is a story that isn't drawn. It's fully acted with Bots in Blockland and events.
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, INCLUDING RAPE.


Cop Benny: Sir.

* You  moan

Cop Benny: Sir, you do realize you're not allowed to sleep here?

Cop Benny: Wait a minute, who are you?

You hear moaning over the distance. As if someone were getting raped.
Yet again, who are you? And why isn't Benny investigating?

[Ad Bot]

[Electrk]

Attempt to get piggyback ride from cop

[BlockoCrafter]

Rapid-activate on the cop to annoy him.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Rapid-activate on the cop to annoy him.

You poke Benny until he leaves.
He's swearing under his breath, but you don't care.
Why tell him that you're Blockhead? He doesn't need to know.
You advance to find the area of that disturbing moaning. It stopped, though.

It's Blockman01! He's been raped and is currently unconscious. You hear footsteps coming from NEOTEK. You look over and see a orange-skinned man. He has a black Hood and gray pants. He has a baton, so messing with him might be a bad idea.

WHAT DO?

[Legodude77]

Pick up the road and throw it at him.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Pick up the road and throw it at him.

You're too weak to do that!

[Nonnel]

Rape him.

[Electrk]

Too many rape jokes
Rape isn't funny

[Nonnel]

Too many rape jokes
Rape isn't funny

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=215154.0

[Cuddles le Bear]

Too many rape jokes
Rape isn't funny

There was not a single rape joke in this at all. There was rape in it, but not a joke about it.

Rape him.

Since you're a sick forget, you're strip yourself naked.

Blockhead: I'm going to rape you.

The man stops in fear. He drops his Baton on the ground.
You use Electrk's Rape Mod to rape him.

He stopped, he's probably dead now.
Time to put on your clothes and ru-
WHAT THE forget

He can use the legendary Chidori? No one can use that!
Clearly, he's going to kill you for stripping him of his pride and raping him.
You scream like a little girl.

What are you going to do? There's no way out of this! Wait, his Baton!
You run over and grab his baton. You arch it and fix him a menacing glare. A fight of Rapist and Chidori was about to commence.

WHAT DO?

[Xolerate²]

Ask for admin
x9000

Then knock him out with the baton.

[Cool Boi]

Then Ephialtes came and Permabanned them all.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Ask for admin
x9000

Then knock him out with the baton.

You start asking him for admin over and over.

You: GIMME ADMIN PL0X
Man: I can't give you admin.
You: GIMME ADMIN PL0X
Man: I can't give you admin.
You: GIMME ADMIN PL0X
Man: I can't give you admin.
You: GIMME ADMIN PL0X
Man: I can't give you admin.

He's sick of it now. He just turns around and tries to walk away.

You then charge at him and bash his head with the Baton.

He screams after falling to the ground. You think he's alright, until blood begins to ooze from his head.

You grin evilly and pull an starfish card and spit on his corpse.

WHAT DO?

[Electrk]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=215154.0

That mod was created to raise awareness of the horrors of rape

[Doughboy]

Rape his dead corpse.