Author Topic: The Adventures of Blockhead  (Read 5905 times)

Rape his dead corpse.
You have no more interest in his hole.

You have no more interest in his hole.
Gain interest in his hole.

Gain interest in his hole.
Okay, you're not going to rape him again. You already raped him for an hour, and you don't want to take the risks of an STD.

Drag his corpse to a bush, so the cops don't see you just killed him. (then possibly rape)

Go get something to eat.

Drag his corpse to a bush, so the cops don't see you just murdered him. [ size=1pt](then possibly rape)[/ size]
Good idea.


You decide it's a bad idea just to leave a corpse lying around. You need to dump the body some where.
You find an area where the Windows are boarded with wood and there's Febreeze every where. No one would see/smell him for a long time.

You also rape him a little more just for fun.


WHAT DO?
Go get something to eat.
You'll be hungry in a few hours. It's not worth it to eat now.

Shove a brick *64x64* into your ass and die

Shove a brick *64x64* into your ass and die
You're not strong enough to do that, and no.

You're not strong enough to do that, and no.
Fine, shove a 1x1 into your ass instead

Fine, shove a 1x1 into your ass instead
For someone who was mad when people came along and trashed their own adventure thread, you sure know how to show people how to do one!

For someone who was mad when people came along and trashed their own adventure thread, you sure know how to show people how to do one!
1x1 cone?

1x1 cone?
Fine.

You go up to the school so you can go masturbate on a cone.

Mm, feels so wrong but it feels so good...
Er... wait.


WHAT DO? He'll report you to the police!


Rape!
Planned ahead, because I saw it coming!

You rape the kid hard, however, a Security Camera catches you raping him.

The kid screams really loud and causes the school to enter lockdown. You bash his head open and kill him.


That's it. You can't run any more. You must kill everyone in the school and/or break out. You're going to need a better weapon, and fast, before the cops show up!

The dead kid.
Use the dead kid.