If you could freeze time, what would you do?

[Soukuw]

I would want to be able to stop time and join the NFL. While in the middle of a tackle, I would freeze time, go back a couple feet, and tackle him again. In the middle of the frozen tackle, I would unfreeze time, and repeat the process. Eventually, I would repeat for the last time in history, and I would have tackled him several miles, and I would age while doing it, so my hair is just flying out of my face. The world would talk about the tackle that changed history.

I see you have a facebook version of this:

I would become a research star, and a nano-second after i came on my actresses face, i would freeze time and take a break. Ages would pass like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face, freezing time again, taking a break… After centuries, I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series, and lo and behold, the world’s longest and most unexplainable money-shot, with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba-the-hut-type creature than a girl, after my multi-hours-long cumshot.
BONUS: My hair and beard kept growing the whole time, so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load, my hair is literally blowing out of my head, and turning grey and white at the same time. People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come.

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[Steve5452]

I see you have a facebook version of this:

I love this one.

[Niff]

I would steal every thing I want that is retail.

[Bahamut]

this is the problem with freezing time

gravity wouldn't work, friction wouldn't work, light wouldn't move so you'd be blind if you moved the slightest bit from your original position, sound wouldn't happen, and lots of bad things would happen when time was resumed

you must be fun at parties

[RagnaTheBroedge]

bang everybody

[Kearn]

you must be fun at parties

humorously intelligent

[masterockets]

I would ice skate on time

[John Freeman]

bang everybody

This man knows where its at

[Nonnel]

Let's assume that in freezing time, just all living things are frozen.

Light, electricity and the like all work normally.

[Chrono]

this is the problem with freezing time

gravity wouldn't work, friction wouldn't work, light wouldn't move so you'd be blind if you moved the slightest bit from your original position, sound wouldn't happen, and lots of bad things would happen when time was resumed

The problem with freezing time is that it cannot happen in the first place. The point of the topic is to have fun. There's no point in making up rules for something that doesn't exist.

As for what I would do?

Well, that answer is simple. I don't need to pay bills if time doesn't pass. This means I can start making games without worrying about my current money situation.

[Ceist]

i'd forget someone. i'd beat someone. i'd steal parts for a gaming computer. i'd grab 1K off of bisjac.

[blockguy123]

Go to crushes class while she is bending over

take off pants

have fun

[Chrono]

Go to crushes class while she is bending over

take off pants

have fun

Not really a crush if all you wanna do is rape her.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

that's the purest form of love

[blockguy123]

Not really a crush if all you wanna do is rape her.

would it be rape if you froze time?