Mysterious substance emerges from Chinese roads

[Cybersix]

oh god it's the Stuff come back from the 80's to reek it's revenge!

What kind of sicko would eat bubbling ooze? The deserved what happened to them.

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

What kind of sicko would eat bubbling ooze? The deserved what happened to them.

well it was super addicting

[Decepticon]

Reminds me of when they dug up a love toy and thought it was a rare mushroom.

oh god i remember that one.

Link pls

http://youtu.be/ElX4PUUsja0

[Quote Story]

Reminds me of when they dug up a love toy and thought it was a rare mushroom.

I remember when they saw a person drowning in a river but it was actually a love toy inflatable

[crunk.com]

WHO CHINA GON CALL?

[Mr.jacksaunt]

http://youtu.be/ElX4PUUsja0

that page is filled to the brim with naked women

[crunk.com]

we can't rule out the possibility it's cum.
lots, lots of cum

[TheLegomaster]

we can't rule out the possibility it's cum.
lots, lots of cum

But, where did it come from?

[Dre5567]

lots of research on that page

[Niff]

>Man eats it
 >Invasion of marshmallow man
  >Decides to kill NK
   >???
    >Ok you know whats next.

[Cybersix]

well it was super addicting

True, but who would eat it in the first place?

[crunk.com]

But, where did it come from?

GOOEY STAY PUFT JIZZ HOTE

[Menen]

But, where did it come from?

Sleeping giants in the earth have needs to you know.

[Goth77]

Sleeping giants in the earth have needs to you know.

Godzilla migrated

[Sentry]

ATTENTION: This whole story is a sham, It's just my semen everybody.