I find it so hilarious that he has to pay for a service to make the forums just a tiny bit slower because he's literally too dumb to figure out how to do things on his own. It's gold.
You guys know that if I was the one DDoS'ing the forums, I would be banned, right?
Badspot knows my IP pretty well, it's a static IP address.
As for paying a service, I
really don't care enough to pay someone to slow down a forum that I regularly visit, lol.