Woah, man.
What if, like, the government is, like, trying to take our weed away so we can't see through their national socialist, Communist lies.
What if like, they take your left sock from the dryer.
And then, they used all the left socks to like, blow up the World Trade Center.
Dude, it's all George Bush's fault!
Vote Jill Stein 2014!