THE ALIENS ARE COMING MAN, I SWEAR
I SAW RENDERMAN 2 NIGHTS AGO HE WAS REAL I HAD TO RUN AWAY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITE STATES OF USA TOLD ME TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT I CAN'T MAN, IT'S REAL THEY'RE ALL REAL AND THEY'RE COMING FOR US
I'LL PROBABLY BE KICKED OFF OF THIS WEBSITE OR KILLED BY THE US GOVERNMENT BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN, SPREAD THE WORD
SPREAD THE WORD FOR ME MAN BEFORE I DIE I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE PUT IN A SIGNATURE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL KILL YOU, BUT forget, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW MAN
THE GOVERNMENT'S KNOCKING
THE GOVERNM-