Kompressor/Zealot world domination thread

[TheScout]

62,219 very small bites

no fair, why does Glass get half of the omelette? :(

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

you can't spell ration without banana

oh what i'm sorry i'm delirious from hungggeeerrr

[Night Fox]

do bots eat

yes, China eats

no fair, why does Glass get half of the omelette? :(

hey, if you want more, you can be the one to make a bunch of spam accounts

[masterockets]

I think you should make more
for second bites!

[Flamecannon]

it's all fun and games until you make an omelette
normally you have to be in the mood for an omelette to eat it, in my opinion

[carolcat]

How will this feed all of us?

we'll hold gladiatorial battles and the winner will get the whole omelet

[Greek2me]

we'll hold gladiatorial battles and the winner will get the whole omelet

and the bodie--- wait what

[Nonnel]

I don't like eggs.

[Zalot]

sorry guys i already ate it

[Greek2me]

I don't like eggs.

me neither

[Nonnel]

sorry guys i already ate it

YOU BITCH

YOUUUUU BITCH

[AromaniaFTW]

hey where's the salami in this bi-

sorry guys i already ate it

FFFFFFFFF

[Zalot]

you can still do the gladitorial battles over the crumbs!

[TheScout]

you can still do the gladitorial battles over the crumbs!

you lying cunt omelettes dont have crumbs

[IkeTheGeneric]

Little did they know that Zealot hid secret nuclear codes inside of the omelette. His plan all along was for everyone to eat it so he could hide it inside of them!

I've followed all of the clues and evidence, and come to the conclusion that Zealot is an evil genius bent on destroying the world