Muslim's Family RP v21

[Legodude77]

Hello, this is the country police. We've been getting calls on reports of extreme scrubism at this household. We have to do a mandatory check on everyone and everything. If found so, we may have to arrest everyone and everything.

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[Duhman115]

NO I HAVE NOT FOUND GOD YET. WHERE WAS HE WHEN I LANDED IN VIETNAM!?

*slams door shut, with C4 attached to Lego's side of the door.*

[Muslim]

where is the actual good sister or bro

Hello, this is the country police. We've been getting calls on reports of extreme scrubism at this household. We have to do a mandatory check on everyone and everything. If found so, we may have to arrest everyone and everything.

There's been no counts of extreme scrubism, that's ridiculous.

[Legodude77]

Well then you will probably want to beat up all your neighbors then. Good bye.

[Redconer]

How many times does the op have to ignore my request to be doge (and the other people's requests)

[Duhman115]

STAPLER!?

*Throws a stapler past Muslim*

[Muslim]

How many times does the op have to ignore my request to be doge (and the other people's requests)

you're doge, so is the other doges

[blazerblock2]

I wanna be the creepy uncle Bob that molests one of your children.

[TheKid]

 *Kid Brother pees on Father and runs away

[TeeOS]

*climbs on Duhman's lap, scratches his pants into two strips then hops off*
*walks away smoothly*

meow.

[Duhman115]

CAT *Throws stapler I  pulled out of thin air at Tee*

A COMMIE CAN DEMOCRACY BETTER THAN YOU CAN SCRATCH.

[TeeOS]

CAT *Throws stapler I  pulled out of thin air at Tee*

A COMMIE CAN DEMOCRACY BETTER THAN YOU CAN SCRATCH.

*dodges stapler*
*pulls out rpg, has shades on*

What the forget did you just say to me, you old bitch?

[Duhman115]

*Pulls out phone*

*Beep boo boop boop boop be beep boop boobies*

JOHN GET THE forget OVER HERE. CODE PHLABBERGAST.

*A stolen Panzer IV drops through the house behind cate*
*I pull out a replica of Clyde's BAR*

What did YOU say to walking furball?

[TeeOS]

*Pulls out phone*

*Beep boo boop boop boop be beep boop boobies*

JOHN GET THE forget OVER HERE. CODE PHLABBERGAST.

*A stolen Panzer IV drops through the house behind cate*
*I pull out a replica of Clyde's BAR*

What did YOU say to walking furball?

*tank bursts into the room through wall, cats surround us*

What now, human handbag?

[Dre5567]

bedtime kids
bring the pets