There is no time to explain.

[Port]

== BEGIN TRANSMISSION (ENCRYPTION: -REDACTED-) ==

The world of Blockland is slowly being taken over. Nobody knows who will be next. It might be you. Here's an image scientists have constructed of what happens to the blockheads who have so far been affected.



I advise everyone to take extreme caution.

No, this is not the farlands.

== END TRANSMISSION ==

[Ad Bot]

[Port]

Recent recon teams have discovered that this does not only happen to blockheads.

[Plastiware]

He's doing a jolly dance!  SWEET!  I wanna do a jolly dance too!

[Legodude77]

It's coming

The great reckoning is upon us.

[Crystalwarrior]

OH NO PORT
WHAT HAPPENED
WHO DID THIS TO YOU
AAAAAA

[KelBlock]

RUUUUUUUN! Run before the virus infects you!

[Port]

It happens to more and more people all the time.



There does not appear to be a way to revert it.

[Crystalwarrior]

The green guy needs to be turned into it's own creepypasta.

[Port]

Scientists have discovered this sample at a shore near ACM City.



In addition, they're learning..

[Quote Story]

The green guy needs to be turned into it's own creepypasta.

One day, I was jetting down the green baseplate when I saw a light green blockhead. His feet were angled and spread apart. His chest was tilted to to right, it looked like he was puffing his chest out. His hand were around the waist. He had a green pyramid hat that covered the eyes of his face. He was stuck in that postition.
I came closer to him and he did not move. However, I heard a static noise get louder as i approached him

ok im done with this story

for now

[Plastiware]

One day, I was jetting down the green baseplate when I saw a light green blockhead. His feet were angled and spread apart. His chest was tilted to to right, it looked like he was puffing his chest out. His hand were around the waist. He had a green pyramid hat that covered the eyes of his face. He was stuck in that postition.
I came closer to him and he did not move. However, I heard a static noise get louder as i approached him

ok im done with this story

for now

That was a terrible creepypasta.

[Brickmaster]

"The storm is coming..."  Everyone gather your supplies, apocalypse is here!

[morningstar]

I'll rescue you! 

[Alkatjo]

What did I tell you back in v20...

[Kalphiter²]

Jesus Christ, that shark...