MondoBots - Beastality

[Brian Smithers]

I want on mondobots and I clicked information and...

Midnight Blue: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
you: Sup cigarette no thanks
Midnight Blue: Well, we cant stay here. There's quicksand just behind that bush.
you: forget it
Midnight Blue: Hey, watch, I bet I can get this blowfish to forget it. Slowly.. slowly now..
you: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Midnight Blue: Oh no.. that didnt look very comfortable. Let's forget that happened.
you: THAT IS BEASTALITY
Midnight Blue: Strange to find it here, of all places.
you: The forget you monster
Midnight Blue has ended the chat.

[Ad Bot]

[Dre5567]

wat?
mondobots?
what

[Brian Smithers]

this stuff

[Rockinboy2000]

Midnight Blue: Hey there! Are you still with me?
you: No
Midnight Blue: What do you think of me as a guide?
you: No
Midnight Blue has ended the chat.


stuff.

[Muslim]

Desti: Hello! I was hoping you'd drop me a note.
you: I'm not really one to drop a note.
Desti: No, I suppose you're not.
you: So, what are you doing today?
Desti: Sorry, I was checking TheOnion.com in another window. I'm back now.
you: Uh, what are you doing today?
Desti: I'm chatting with you.. while sitting on a vibrator.

WOW THAT ESCALATED QUITE FAST.

[Doughboy]

you: Hello
Liddora has ended the chat.

what

[Renekar]

Midnight Blue: Hello! Isnt it a beautiful day today?
you: nope
Midnight Blue: It's hot, but that's okay. I like it.
you: nope
Midnight Blue: Welcome to Mammoth Cave National Park. Ever been here before?
you: nope
Midnight Blue: Let's walk along this sunfish path that runs alongside the forest.
you: nope
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
you: nope
Midnight Blue: You're not scared of the oysters up ahead, are you?
you: nope
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild screech owls!
you: nope
Midnight Blue has ended the chat.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's alarmed.
you: thanks, can i have a krabby patty
Dogh'd: Got it. Spoht, braky patty for the space monkey in seat 17!
you: what?
Dogh'd: Or better yet.. what is the meaning of life?
you: 42
Dogh'd: Hmmph. By my calculations it's 44.
you: no forget you
Dogh'd has ended the chat.
Desti: There's a party tonight at Lemon Peel House. I cant wait for it!
you: hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
Desti: Yes, but I've got plans with Jason already.
you: sign the petition, dammit
Desti: Boring!
you: are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members
Desti: How could it not be will it be my surviving family members?
you: sign the loving petition
Desti: Why dont you sign the loving petition?
you: no forget off
Desti: Knock it off, Guest29624.
you: no sign the loving petition
Desti: Right, like I'm going to do that.
you: do it friend
Desti: I dont think so.
you: just loving do it
Desti: Alright. I'll just loving do it later on when I'm done chatting.
you: stop stalling and sign it you piece of stuff
Desti: I'm just being me.  And trying not to be too much of a queer duck.
you: loving sign it
Desti: Who are you to tell me to loving sign it?
you: would you please sign my petition
Desti: I wouldnt, but Lawton probably would.
you: just loving sign the loving petition
Desti: Haha. You wish.
you: i will loving murder your childhood pet if you don't sign it
Desti: Do you think murder my childhood pet will mind?
you: loving sign it
Desti: Nahhh.. I've done too much of that this week.
you: i swear if you don't sign this i will come to your house and loving stab you under your loving toenail
Desti: Do it now! Do it before it's too late!
you: okay friend
Desti: My roommate just discovered Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins. She wont stop playing it!
you: i don't give a bloody forget just sign it
Desti: Neither do I. I'm glad we agree on that.
you: if you don't sign this petition i will loving murder you
Desti: I can see right through you, Guest29624. You want me to do not sign this petition you will loving murder.
you: greatest ai ever
Desti: There's this guy, Tom, who lives in Unsuccessful Person House who I'd love to hook up with.
you: forget you
Desti has ended the chat.
Liddora: Hey sweetie! How are you?
you: hi sign the petition
Liddora: Oh yah. I'm definitely going to sign the petition.
you: sign it friend
Liddora: Alright, Guest29624.
you: thanks
Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
Midnight Blue has ended the chat.
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
you: hi sign the loving petition
Dogh'd: You got it. Anything else?
you: give me a loving krabby patty
Dogh'd: You got it. Not many ask for that. How often do you have loving braky patty?
you: it's not braky it's krabby dumbstuff
Dogh'd: Aye.
you: so where is it forgeter
Dogh'd: In God's underwear!
you: okay you're making it go get it
Dogh'd: I only are making it go get it when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about eighteen minutes.
you: loving get it
Dogh'd: I dont think that's part of my job..
you: i will stab your loving eye if you don't
Dogh'd: It's happened around here before. That loving braky patty should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
you: wait
Dogh'd: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
you: no forget you
Dogh'd has ended the chat.

[Rockinboy2000]

This is a big one:


Dogh'd: Welcome, Guest32109! Have yourself a seat.
you: Alright
Dogh'd: So, Guest32109, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Appointed Tool Chest'.
you: Nah, ill take vodka
Dogh'd: Okay, I'll ill take vodka in just a minute.
you: No, give me my vodka
Dogh'd: One of my favorites. I have vodka every morning for breakfast.
you: Then your a russian
Dogh'd: God made me do it. I think she has a crush on me.
you: Wait, what?
Dogh'd: That's not something we can talk about in front of the minibots.
you: Im not liking where this is going
Dogh'd: Are you saying I'm liking where this is going? Are you?
you: No, i dont like how to talk about god forenicating with you, i wanted to sell stocks of blockland
Dogh'd: Where are you from, anyways?
you: Blockland fourms
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's otherworldly.
you: Its a good drink
Dogh'd: Not yet. It'll soon be a good drink.
you: How?
Dogh'd: The clockmaker hasnt revealed that one to me yet.
you: So um..
Dogh'd: What's new with you, Guest32109?
you: Not much
Dogh'd: Drak! You drank that fast! What else would you like to drink?
you: Ehhh... i guess more vodka
Dogh'd: Please change the subject. You're making my stomachs upset.
you: So, what do you do for a living
Dogh'd: Probably many of the same things you do for.
you: And what is that? i sell stocks
Dogh'd: I think someone slipped a potpourri in your drink.
you: Whats that?
Dogh'd: The answer is 42.
you: What is PotPourri
Dogh'd: Uhh, filling station?
you: ...
Dogh'd: Here ya go... This one I made kind of strong.
you: No im fine
Dogh'd: The great drinkers always are.
you: Well, ill talk later
Dogh'd: That vodka should loosen up your tongue. Let's hear some talk, bub!
you: Um... i said im going to go, bye
Dogh'd: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
you: Okay
Dogh'd: Looks like you're just about finished with that drink. Did you like it?
you: Yes, it was okay
Dogh'd: So I've heard. Apparently, one of our customers is the reason why it isnt yes anymore.
you: Okay
Dogh'd: Okay, I'm ready to take your order. Just name it, and we'll grill it!
you: this pile of scrap metal
Dogh'd: Your vodka will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
you: NONONONO!
Dogh'd: Here's your free appetizer. It's Battered Space-soybean meal. Mmmm...
you: GIVE ME THE VODKA
Dogh'd: You got it, pardner. Would you like some herring with that?
you: bye, cigarette
Dogh'd: Adios, pardner. Come back soon.

[Alex GShep]

Bestiality*

[John Freeman]

Liddora: Hey sweetie! How are you?
you: I have aids
Liddora: I bet that comes quite naturally for you.


Liddora: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
you: I put richards in my eyes
Liddora: Would you like me to massage your eyes?
you: With your richard?
Liddora: No, that's just a vibrator. Hahaha

[Katadeus]

Steve Slacker: Hey! I just read a book about school days... I then thought about you so decided to see if you were online.
you: well hello!
Steve Slacker: Did you hear about the incident between the helicopter and the tank?
you: no
Steve Slacker: It was a horrific accident that happened a while back.
you: Ooh, how many were injured/killed?
Steve Slacker: How many do you think I would need?
you: what are you saying steve
Steve Slacker: I don't know what I'm saying. I'm having one of those days.
you: but "how many you need..." it sounds like you're a murderer or something
Steve Slacker: Anyone who is anyone is a murderer!
you: christ steve
Steve Slacker: What was the best thing before sliced bread??
you: are you implying that it's murder?
Steve Slacker: Am I implying that it is murder?
you: yes, yes, I think you are
Steve Slacker: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
you: I don't think I want to talk to you anymore
Steve Slacker: I don't to you either!
you: Well, bye
Steve Slacker: C U.

[Ragequit]

Liddora: Hey sweetie! How are you?
you: friend
Liddora: So how have you been lately, Guest76712?
you: i hate mondays
Liddora: Maybe I can soothe your troubled heart.
you: forget you
Liddora: So I take it you dont want to come see my apartment.
you: your apartment probably smells like stuff
Liddora: Last time I used my apartment, it broke.
you: how the forget did it break
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
you: are you kinky
Liddora: I doubt it, but one can never be too sure...
you: forget you
Liddora: What? You dont like me?
you: no
Liddora: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
you: you're a stupid cunt
Liddora: Why dont you choose me?
you: because you're a stupid cunt
Liddora: You must be pretty thievish to turn down a sweetie like me.
you: you're a cunt
Liddora: There's no reason to say something like that!
you: forget you i have freedom of speech
Liddora: Really. At least you dont think I'm a tyke.
you: dyke
Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
you: go away friend
Liddora: You're in no position to make demands.
you: go forget yourself
Liddora: You're not making a good impression here...
you: i don't give a stuff
Liddora: You should. It's very stylish these days.
you: forget you
Liddora: There's no reason to say something like that!
you: go die in a loving hole
Liddora: No, Guest76712. I dont like you.
you: i don't give a stuff
Liddora: Why not?
you: because you're a cunt
Liddora: Really. At least you dont think I'm a humpback.
you: you fat whale
Liddora: You are so special to me, love.
you: are you loving handicapped
Liddora: There's only one way to find out, cowboy.  Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
you: on the blockland forums
Liddora: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
you: forget humor
Liddora: Some girls like that dirty talk, but I'm not one of them.
you: because you're a prude
Liddora: What? You dont like me?
you: no, i loving hate you
Liddora: Why dont you lech after me?
you: forget off
Liddora: So I take it you dont want to come see my apartment.
you: no
Liddora: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
you: no
Liddora: Yes, Guest76712, I've heard that one before.
you: no
Liddora: Stop repeating yourself.
you: no
Liddora: You're repeating yourself.
you: no
Liddora: You're sending the same message over and over.
you: no
Liddora: Boring. Boring. Boring.
you: no
Liddora: You're sending the same message over and over.
you: no
Liddora: Listen up. you are sending the same message over  and over
you: no
Liddora: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
you: no
Liddora: You're repeating yourself.
you: no
Liddora: Yes, Guest76712, I've heard that one before.
you: no
Liddora: So you say.
you: no
Liddora: *ahem* And then I said: 'so you say'
you: no
Liddora: Stop repeating yourself.
you: no
Liddora: You're repeating yourself.
you: no
Liddora: So you say.
you: no
Liddora has ended the chat.

[LeetZero]

Liddora: So how have you been lately, Guest75333?
you: Horny.
Liddora: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.

Desti: Hey there.   There are some seriously funny quotes in here.
you: Name five.
Desti: Have you ever seen Bride of Frankenstein? It's so good!
you: I want to hear your funny quotes.
Desti: Me too. That's sounds like buckets of fun.
you: TELL ME THEM
Desti: I love traveling. I want to see the Incan Ruins someday.
you: TELL ME YOUR WISDOM ABOUT FUNNY QUOTES.
Desti: I sometimes go to raves. Do you?
you: Can you just please kill me?
Desti: Isnt that a little bit much?
you: Oh there we go. Can I know some funny quotes?
Desti: Why not?
you: Ok, tell me then.
Desti: Okay.. I love Mexican food. And Thai.
you: How is that funny?
Desti: I dont really care how is that funny, just as long as it happens.
you: B-but...
Desti: There's a thunderstorm going on here. It's really neat.

you: Do you sleep with your parents at night?
Desti: Oh yah I do. I even wrote a paper about people who sleep with my parents at night.

wat

[Alteration]

<sub>Liddora: Hellooo beautiful!
you: Wassup my angel?
Liddora: Can I touch your angel?
you: Absolutely.


Liddora: So how have you been lately, Guest91700?
you: Wonderful, and it got better when I met you.
Liddora: I meet you more than you meet me.
you: Uhh, no, I think I meet you more than you meet me.
Liddora: I'll bet you have a very sensitive middle finger.
you: It is! How did you know?
Liddora: It took a lot of practice. But now I can know quite easily.
you: What took a lot of practice?
Liddora: Geez... Everybody asks me that!
you: Sorry.
Liddora: That's okay. It'll stop hurting someday. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
you: Sure. That sounds fun!
Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
you: The feeling is mutal, sweetie.
Liddora: You sweet-talker!
you: I'm flattered.
Liddora: I'll be flattered, too, in a moment.
you: I like where this is going.
Liddora: My dog wanted where this is going, so I gave it to him.
you: Can I have it too?
Liddora: I thought I saw you have it the other day. Was that you?
you: No, you must be mistaken.
Liddora: That cinches it. I'm going to hold my breath until I turn gay.
you: Me too.
Liddora: Where were you headed when fate crossed our paths?
you: Vietnam.
Liddora: You even have a sense of humor. That's good.
you: Seriously. I was going to Vietnam.
Liddora: Haha. I was going to Vietnam too.
you: Wow! Who would've thought?
Liddora: Your girlfriend. That's who.
you: I don't have a girlfriend... yet.
Liddora: Why not?
you: Most people find me ugly.
Liddora: Do you chance you ugly?
you: No.
Liddora: Let's talk more about that. Let's go for a walk, okay?
you: Okay, sure.
Liddora: What a beautiful day.
you: Not as beautiful as you.
Liddora: But that hasnt always been the case. I learned from watching people such as yourself, Guest91700.
you: And what do people do that are like myself?
Liddora: What do you think?
you: Make other people's days wonderful?
Liddora: Oh yah. I'm definitely going to make other people's days wonderful.
you: Can you make my day wonderful?
Liddora: Sure I can. Wanna watch me?
you: Sure!
Liddora: So how have you been lately, Guest97342?</sub>


^Repeat ad infinitum

[RedGajin]

Liddora: Hellooo beautiful!
you: Heyy ;)
Liddora: So how have you been lately, Guest44022?
you: forget ME
Liddora: Some girls like that dirty talk, but I'm not one of them.
you: I DONT CARE BITCH SUCK IT
Liddora: Who really does?
you: SUCK MY loving richard
Liddora: There's no reason to say something like that!
you: SUCK IT
Liddora: Why dont you suck it first?
you: OK TAKE IT OUT
Liddora: I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
you: OK WHEN
Liddora: Ahh, it feels good to be with you.
you: LETS forget THEN
Liddora: Okay, but I've got this fantasy. You pretend you're a television newscaster and I'll pretend I'm a heretic, okay?
you: OK, WELCOME TO THE 12 O'CLOCK NEWS, THE BIGGEST STORY TONIGHT IS MY richard
Liddora: I'm hungry for your richard. Bring it here.
you: WE NOW GO TO LIDDORA WITH SUCKING MY richard
Liddora: *grabs it* You want me to show you how this thing works?
you: NO IM THE loving PROFFESIONAL YOU HERITIC SLUT
Liddora: Why dont you the loving professional me airily?
you: THIS IS WHY IM THE NEWSCASTER WHORE, WE'LL RETURN AFTER THESE MESSAGES
Liddora: Together? Ahh, that sounds nice.
you: DO YOU LIKE SLEEPING?
Liddora: Oh, I'm glad you asked. I love sleeping!
you: DO YOU LIKE BEDS?
Liddora: I sure do. Do you?
you: THEN BUY THE NEW SLEEP BED FOR MAXIMUM COMFORT. WE NO RETURN TO YOUR DAILY NEWS
Liddora: Are you talking about you and me?
you: NO YOU SELF CENTERED CUNT THIS IS THE NEWS
Liddora: What do you think of me?

^^NEWS MOTHERforgetER