Thief Unit -TRIPLE WHAMMY-

[Niff]

Shell: punch niff in the face for having a stupid name and a stupid face and then take pictures of his bloody face and post them on tumblr

Niff: At least I don't have a harry mountain on my head! *Kicks Shell in the balls*

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Shell: At least I HAVE hair! *Licks Niff's CLEAN SHAVEN balls*

[Niff]

Shell: At least I HAVE hair! *Licks Niff's CLEAN SHAVEN balls*

>Everyone stares at shell for being gay

>I punch him in the eye

Niff: I have medical problems!

[jarelash]

*fail to rest due to the two arguing, so stare at Niff...*

[Shell]

>Everyone stares at shell for being gay

>I punch him in the eye

Niff: I have medical problems!

Shell: Good, because you'll need an AMBULANCE after I'm through with you! *Kisses Niff passionately*

[Niff]

Shell: Good, because you'll need an AMBULANCE after I'm through with you! *Kisses Niff passionately*

> Barfs

Punches Shell again.

[Shell]

KNOCKS NIFF DOWN INTO HIS OWN BARF.

[Niff]

> Trips Shell

 > Get up and spit on his face

[Shell]

> Jumps up with a kick to the SCROTUM

[Decepticon]

this is pretty entertaining to watch while waiting for somebody to post in the highler ridge topic

[Niff]

> Gets a knife and cuts off all hair (including pubic)

> Swipe at Shells arm and creates a gash

> Throw knife into the acid lake

[Shell]

> Grabs a gun that was concealed in my gigantic hair from the ground (HAIR IS USEFUL YOU SLUT)

> Whips you in the forgetin FACE with the gun

[Niff]

> Grabs a giant plasma gun and zap Shell in the face

[Shell]

ILLOGICAL: YOU HAVE NO HAIR TO CONCEAL A PLASMA GUN

[Niff]

ILLOGICAL: YOU HAVE NO HAIR TO CONCEAL A PLASMA GUN

I have a shirt...

You don't even know what my medical condition is, its invisible hair...