now i know there are some of you out there who want to create your own video just like this one, and now you can because i'm here to help you make your dream come true! just follow these steps:
1. go back in time and prevent yourself from reaching puberty
2. gotta remember to use those swears, but we don't wanna upset your mom!!! therefore, i present to you, "FRICKING"
3. give bullstuff reasoning and-YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT, STOP CRITICIZING THE WII U
4. throw mario doll and hit the table with a towel(?????)
5. REMIND INFERIOR MICROSOFT/SONY MORTALS THAT THEY CANNOT WIN. NINTENDO RULES ALL. NINTENDO IS MASTER RACE.