Today
9:21pm - Emily
OMFG LOOK WHO IT IS
9:24pm - Emily
watever gregg i dont like you either
9:32pm - Gregg
Were you being serious?
Emily?
9:34pm - Emily
hi
9:34pm - Gregg
Hi? Were you being serious?
9:35pm - Emily
about not liking you?
9:35pm - Gregg
Well, in general, when you asked me through the text
9:36pm - Emily
omg. rogier. wat did the txt say
??
9:36pm - Gregg
"Will you ho out with me"
If you just say its Roiger than you have no explaining.
9:37pm - Emily
it was rogier.
9:37pm - Gregg
Mkay. Figures.
9:37pm - Emily
ya sorry bout that. guess who else he sent it to
9:37pm - Gregg
Nah, lol. And... errr... I dunno.
9:38pm - Emily
emily k and brie. BRIE IS loving BI
9:38pm - Gregg
lmfao.
I'm sorry but sending it to Brie is actually funny.
9:39pm - Emily
no its not cause she mite start telling people im lesbian!!!
IM NOT LESBIAN!!!!
i like guys!!!!
9:39pm - Gregg
I'm literally loling right now.
I can't stop smiling.
9:39pm - Emily
Guys ar hot!!!!
9:39pm - Gregg
I hate Roiger but that's funny.
9:39pm - Emily
I LIKE richardS GREGG richardS OK
9:40pm - Gregg
Oh, me t--- I mean, yeah.
9:40pm - Emily
haha. but no im being serious. richards+me=happy.
9:41pm - Gregg
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not a lesbian. K?
Well, wait, you went out with Juan before...
lol
9:41pm - Emily
are you implying juan is a girl...?
9:42pm - Gregg
What the hell else would that mean?
Oh, you're a man, got it.
(I wasn't calling you a man, btw.)
9:42pm - Emily
NO GREGG WE WENT OVER THIS!!!1 richardS!!!!!
9:43pm - Gregg
WELL DAMN DONNA
9:43pm - Emily
DOnna??
9:44pm - Gregg
That 70's Show reference.
It's from the episode where they break up.
9:44pm - Emily
oh i don't watch that much. every now and again.
9:44pm - Gregg
I've seen most episodes.
9:45pm - Emily
whoa. die hard fan
9:45pm - Gregg
Yeah, black is beautiful. I wish Jackie was black.
WELL DAMN DONNA
IF YOU CAN'T SEE US TOGETHER IN FIVE YEARS
THEN MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TOGETHER
Wait... are you breaking up with me?
Well... are you giving back that ring?
...yes...
...then yes...
sniffle
slams ring down on hood of Vista Cruiser
9:46pm - Emily
OK THATS ENOUGH!!!
9:46pm - Gregg
walks away
Eric lays down
punches hood
fade into commercial
NEW FROM SUAVE
NEW CONDITIONER
BUY NOW BITCHES
9:47pm - Emily
wtf
9:47pm - Gregg
I just lol'd to myself.
BUY NOW you sons of... inaudible mumbles
9:48pm - Emily
haha
9:48pm - Gregg
That reminds me of that one Verizon commercial
Mariah Carey : Good job! [blows kiss]
ten minutes later
guy is on cell phone
Man : DUDE I JUST MADE OUT WITH MARIAH CAREY
9:49pm - Emily
i love that commercial!!!
9:49pm - Gregg
So do I lol
9:49pm - Emily
then he kick the elevator button
9:49pm - Gregg
That is like mega skill
Dude... kicks button ... just made out with Mariah Carey...
9:49pm - Emily
haha
9:49pm - Gregg
I made out with her once
She was all up on my business
Im like
DAMN GIRL
WHAT THE HELL
Shes like
SHUT UP BOT
*boy
9:50pm - Emily
in your dreams
9:50pm - Gregg
IMA RAPIN YOU
Im like
OH REALLY
Shes like
OH YEAH BABY
Im like
OH RIGHT
9:51pm - Emily
IN YOUR DREAMS LOVER BOY
9:51pm - Gregg
IN YOUR DREAMS HATER WOMAN