A moose once bit my sister.
Does your aunt have a toilet seat?
Chess is a tribal game
Crucifying mice is a bad idea.
Give me the taco or I will explode, it happens to me sometimes
I am in need of a more suitable host body.
Let's make bisquits!
Napalm sticks to kids.
She found her keys locked in the fridge.
There's an alien in my guts and he's trying to destroy my brain.
We recycle soap.
Why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall?
It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!