Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a boat with the man you man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it. It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.