User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: HEY.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Actually, yes.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Uh, yeah, right now...
Cleverbot: Well it's only 9 in the morning.
User: ?! No, it's 3:12 in the afternoon.
Cleverbot: No at 4:19 in the afternoon I was asleep.
User: Woah.
Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation!
User: Nightshift, I guess.
Cleverbot: Where do you buy your clothes?
User: Wal-mart.
Cleverbot: Cripes, you must be wealthy as well. Too expensive there for me.
User: Yeah, I'm the president of mars.
Cleverbot: Must be interesting. Is there a martian monica lewinsky?
User: I did not have love with that woman.
Cleverbot: Ok then. How did you know my name is Cleverbot?
User: Monica told me..
Cleverbot: Who is Amanda Chand?
User: My vice president.
Cleverbot: Are you the president then?
User: Yes, of mars.
Cleverbot: Then pluto.
User: Uh-huh. Well.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So.
Cleverbot: Well, must be off!
User: You should move to mars.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where do you live?
User: Cydonia Planes. There's no-one else there, we can be neighbours!
Cleverbot: Yes there is. There is a duck.
