It's a mad libs world!

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Friends, this is a surprise party for collin. We are here to celebrate her biggranny. All of her most *** friends are here, including me, her devoted and faithful eric. I must say that she doesn't look a day over 000. Naturally, we hve some awesome presents for her. dalton bought her a beautiful copper cat that she can wear on her lovely *****. And our hostess got her a dozen cigarettes that she can hang in her orange. And we had the bakery send up a huge blue balls with 2 candles on it. We all want to wish her a very infected birthday and many happy rape. Now, let's all sing together: "Happy girl-day to you!"

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[CharlesSpeaking]

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Can you imagine having to live without a/an kitchen?Well, just 69 years ago, most Americans lived a very tasty life. But then, with the introduction of sandwich and woman, daily life changed horny. Some ***** think that living in bedroom has become too complicated. But just think about what the horny future will bring. Instead of eating our cars on the freeway, we'll be able to fly in small balls. If you are very lucky, you might own a supersonic *****. And you'll probably own at least one or two digital *** toys and a few super-automated photon fleshlight. Of course, we'll all have robots who will cook our orgies and clean our climaxs. In fact, some day, machines will do everything for us, and we'll spend everyday just ****** and loveing.

[Nonnel]

LAWYER: Your honor, I have discovered a witness who can prove, beyond a shadow of a forget, that my client is a/an forgety man.

JUDGE: Call the forget.

CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the loving truth and nothing but the forget?

WITNESS: I Do.

LAWYER: Please state your loving name and occupation.

WITNESS: (hard to understand) My name is Charles Speaking and I am a/an forget driver.

JUDGE: I can't understand you. What is wrong -- are you forgety?

WITNESS: I forgot my false forget. They're in my car. (Laughter in the courtroom. Judge raps his forget on his forget.)

JUDGE: Order in the court. We'll have a ten-minute recess to allow the witness to get his forgety teeth.

[Snow2]

Hi, diddle, diddle, the ****** and the fiddle,
The ***** jumped over the POON.
The little dog laughed to see such a sport,
And the dish ran away with the GOON.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a/an KIKE,
Eating her curds and GAY.
Along came a/an **** and sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

Little Boy Blue come blow your snake.
The sheep's in the *********, the cow's in the ******* CORN.
Where is the INCREDIBLY JEWISH boy who locks after the sheep?
He's under the MIGHTY WHITEY, fast asleep.

Mary had a little BEANERS.
It's ******* was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
Her BEANERS was sure to GO.

[Yosher]

Dear Geno,

My goddamn daughter, who is only 16 bus shelter years old, wants to wear a mini bus with a bare shelter. She claims all the other octopi her age are seeing them. What to do?

Signed,
An anxious house.


Dear "Anxious,"

Take my advice and ground your daughter for 21 days.


Dear Geno,

My oldest station is a/an horrible slob. As often as I try, I can never get him to wash his egg, brush his apples or comb his stomach before going to school. He also carefully refuses to take a bath or a/an small intestine, clean up his large intestine, or make up the very huge intestine that doesn't exist he sleeps in. How can I do?

Signed,
A/An wooden Mother


Dear "Mother,"

You better clean that butt up before he turns into a filthy ball of opinion.


a truly inspirational story

[Donro98]

Penguin Facts
By:

Fellow bird *****, we are honored to have as our speaker today Dr. **** ************, America's foremost **** on penguins and other cold-climate *****. The doctor has ******* agreed to answer three questions before we ***** for lunch.

Doctor: First question, please.
Question: Why do penguins walk in such a/an **** way?
Doctor: You'd walk funny too if every step you took put your snakees on frozen vaginas. Next!
Question: How do penguins manage to ***** in such a cold forget?
Doctor: They have an abundance of **** under their vaginas. This fat insulates them against ***** weather. Next!
Question: Why do we only see black and white penguins?
Doctor: Because they're very formal ***** . They dress for all occasions, especially sit-down *****

[Freek]

Ladies and pieces of **** of the TV audience. Before we return to our late, late ****, I want to tell you about a/an *** musical offer. For only five dollars and ninety-five snakees, you can not get all of the slippery hits that Badspot has put out over the past 69 years. This album is on a four track ***** and features such hits as "Raindrops Are Falling on My vagina" and "loving May be Dangerous to Your poop."

The album was recorded at the famous Santa Barbara *** Festival by The Freek Rock Band features the super-cummy guitars. Act now! This may be your last chance to get such a steamy bargain!

[Quick Brick]

A Visit to the Zoo
By:

Zoos are places where wild Easter island heads are kept in pens or cages so that Pokeballs can come and look at them on Sunday afternoon. There are two zoos in New York City. One in the Bronx and one in stupid ass Park. The Park Zoo is built around a large pond filled with clear sparkling semen. Swimming in the pond and eating fish you will see several Ponies. When it is feeding time all of the animals make Horny noises. The elephant goes Hnnnjgh and the turtle doves go grlarghlarghla. In one part of the Zoo there are two ugly ass Gorillas who love to eat bitches. In another building there is a spotted African Athens that is so fast it can outrun a Onix. But my favorite animal is the Hippopotamus. It has a huge Stephen Fry and eats fifty pounds of snakees a day. You would never know that, really, it's nothing but an oversized Nice pig!

[nienhaus1]

Hello there, sports TVs! This is Myself, talking to you from the press Blockland Forums in Nienhaus Stadium, where 57,000 cheering Desks have gathered to watch the Granite ***** Mice take on the Granite ***** Mousepads.

Even though the Book is shining, it's a/an Hard cold day with the temperature in the Even harder 20s. A strong Building is blowing fiercely across the playing House that will definitely affect the passing Rug.

We'll be back for the opening Fly-off after a few words from our Hardest sponsor.

[Mr.X98]

**Disoriented actor comes on stage to make a speech, recently having played Blockland**

Thank you, ladies and Pablos. I'm so nervous. My Pablo is beating a/an Pablo a minute. I didn't prepare a/an Pablo. I never expected to win this dang Oscar. I have so many people to kill . First and foremost, my Cold co-star -- Pablo -- who was always in my dressing Pablo, held my Gluteus Maximus when I was in trouble, and never failed to compliment me or give me a/an hot pat on my Pablo when I did well. I also want to thank my cold, sick director, my hot producer, and of course, the cold writer of the screenplay. Most of all, I want to thank you, my hot fans, and all the members of the Motion Picture Pablo who were responsible for my f***ing this Cold award. Bless your Pablos.

Dear...GOD

[bithead9]

(To be read by Potato and Tomato)TEACHER: I asked you to come to Potato Institute because I am so worried about your son, Potato.
PARENT: Oh, I am sure he has been a very good Potato. We have always taught him to mind his Potatoes.
TEACHER: Well, yesterday I caught him copying from someone else's Potato.
PARENT: I cannot believe that our little Potato would do anything that Brown.
TEACHER: And on Monday, he stole three Tomatoes from Tomato's Potato.
PARENT: Well, he always behaves very Potatoly at home.
TEACHER: I hope you will talk to your Tomato about these problems.
PARENT: I will, I will. I'll ground him and take away his Red privileges.

[Renekar]

COMIC SANS

[Doughboy]

"Thank you! Thank you from the bottom of my snake. I don't know what to say. I'm speechless. I truly didn't expect to win this Paris, certainly not with so many Lumpy competing in the same category. First and foremost, my thanks to German. You couldn't work with a better Spaceman. And I'm sure I wouldn't be Farting here tonight if it weren't for my Cold director. I must also thank Sebastian IV, who wrote a/an Hot script for me. Of course, none of this would be happening if it weren't for my agent, who convinced the network that I could play a 75 year-old retired Toilet Cleaner."

[PixelKid]

Bob has just written a book called "The ***** in the Awesome Cake ." The main character in this Flying story is a (an) Purplse girl named Jessica who can't decide between a career in Umbrellas or marriage to Pretty boy who promised her a Pink Hotdog . The author has many conflicts to resolve, but finds that a Rainbow marriage is the answer. This book is written Fast and filled with Flaming language. It proves the old saying: "A woman's place is in the Rock ."