So apparently, soda causes depression

[Nonnel]

You guys who drink more than two a day are going to have kidney stones up the ass (and urethra)

Are you saying pop has a high amount of calcium?

[Ad Bot]

[Ladios]

Its not the caffeine its the high fructose corn syrup

[Elecro]

Its not the caffeine its the high fructose corn syrup

Caffeine causes heart problems.

[RagnaTheBroedge]

Whether or not it's true doesn't really matter, if it's stopping people from drinking 4+ cans a day then good.
Why would you even drink that much?

because i can and it is delicious
what other reasons could there possibly be

[weaver123]

I never drink soda, I am sensitive to the effects. When I drink a lot of it, I get agitated. If I am agitated and cold, I shake uncontrollably.

[Anti-Block]

because i can and it is delicious
what other reasons could there possibly be

you gonna get diabetes son

[Nickelob Ultra]

33% of people who drink more than 4 cans.

lets read this again, in paraphrased words.

1/3 of the people who drink more than 48 ounces of soda, an extreme amount to begin with, may develop depression.

who the forget came to this "stunning" conclusion?  whoever did and thought it was credible shouldn't be doing serious research.

[Harm94]

Are you saying pop has a high amount of calcium?

Soda has salt in it, drink to much and all the salt in your urine starts to build up calcium.

[Menen]

I don't drink soda because the carbonation makes me "short out" and causes me to do a weird shaky thing.

[Crispy_]

if this was true then i would have likely Self Deleted by now

[Count]

People don't understand how these studies work. They don't just look at graphs of change that happened over time and assume they are responsible for some epidemic... They actually have a group of people use a certain product and have a group of people not use it and see if there are any similiar signs and symptoms that effect one of the groups. Seems to me people just don't want to give up the harmful products they have always used.

i chug an endless amount of dr pepper and rc every day and i'm doing great
“scientists” need to stop giving stupids kids more stuff to blame their problems on

You are doing great because your young body can handle it for now. Let's see you in 30 years from now.

[Slammer1337]

HUGE STUDY REPORTS THAT GINGER ALE ALLOWS CATS TO SPROUT WINGS, BUT UNABLE TO FLY
what

[BubbaGum]

I guess it makes sense... withdrawl from caffeine could make you feel sad and tired.
I don't think it's necessarily the soda though.

[Clone v.117]

I guess it makes sense... withdrawl from caffeine could make you feel sad and tired.
I don't think it's necessarily the soda though.

It's not the cocaine that made me kill that hooker, it's what was in it.

[nienhaus1]

I must be super depressed then.