if yall wanna know what happens next
squilliam kidnaps squidward after injecting him with some Funk and disguises himself as squidward so he can be artist self insert's boyfriend
also squidward is bound up in squilliam's basement and is being fed seaberries and whipped and near the end he gets shanked with a drill
the artist of the comic clearly never watched the show
squidward doesnt like squilliam because squilliam is simply more popular (iirc)
squidward lost his hair spontainiously when the previous cook Jim asked for a raise from Mr Krabs
somebody in the comments questioned them about this and they said "i know im just making up a story" lol