YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE

[Foxscotch]

is this satire

no. I'm serious. I'm actually, literally twelve years old

[Ad Bot]

[Valkerone]

Theres this loving chick at school who cried today because she "looks too much like a girl".
She's a loving wannabe man and keeps going on an loving on about how she wants surgery to become a male.

The civics teacher told us to refer to her as a "him" from now on. I literally cannot control the cringe.

A school near me recently got a transgender bathroom

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I loveually identify as an M1 Abrams Battle Tank. Here's a picture of me, ok?:


Yes, it turns out that I actually interject M829 rounds as a form of having love with people. I also suffer from terminal snowflake syndrome, and it really is a huge impact on my life as a person :'((((((((((((

I have demanded that my school should have a separate bathroom for M1 Abrams Battle Tanks like myself or I would be hardcore triggered, since it isn't fair at all on us battle tanks to not have bathrooms for ourselves!!!!

Please refer to me as a battle tank from now on, ok? k thx
god damn special snowflakes amirite

[Flame]

-snip-

but whats like........ down there, u nko? lolz

[Foxscotch]

I loveually identify as an M1 Abrams Battle Tank.

this is the one hundred thousandth time this exact joke has been made. with this very same tank, nevermind all of the other vehicles people choose when they think they're being clever

[Valkerone]

but whats like........ down there, u nko? lolz

A rheinmetall 120 mm gun.

this is the one hundred thousandth time this exact joke has been made. with this very same tank, nevermind all of the other vehicles people choose when they think they're being clever

Better than slapping the attack helicopter copypasta on the screen at least

[TableSalt]

this is the one hundred thousandth time this exact joke has been made. with this very same tank, nevermind all of the other vehicles people choose when they think they're being clever

shut up you're just jealous that you're not a battletank

[Flame]

A rheinmetall 120 mm gun.

*fans self* hooh, is it hot in here or ??

[HellHound]

Hello yes I am foreign exchange student from Russia

[Flame]

thanks mr skeltal

[Foxscotch]

Better than slapping the attack helicopter copypasta on the screen at least

I guess? but I mean you can always just say nothing

[Alternat¡ve]

No, no I won't. Because I don't want to give personal information on the internet, and I don't roll like that. So, believe me or not.

It's also a tad immature to try to persistently prove that I am older

posting ur school schedule isn't personal information

i can't track you down based on what period u have math for lol

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I indentify as an RX-79[G]Ez-8 Gundam Ez8.

[Ragequit]

this is the one hundred thousandth time this exact joke has been made. with this very same tank, nevermind all of the other vehicles people choose when they think they're being clever

are your jimmies rustled because you identify as an rpg and you can't penetrate him

[Decepticon]

How do people live in places like that and not simply die from some plague?

Like, I get little cuts and things all the time from just regular activities.
And if I was living in that sort of stuffhole I have no idea how I wouldn't constantly suffer from infected wounds.

It's just like, entirely incomprehensible to me that someone can live like that.
I left a bowl of spaghetti hoops out for 3 days, and I had to get rid of it because it was too disgusting. And I'm disgusted at myself for leaving it out that long anyway.
I just couldn't live with rotting mess for that long.

i think the guy who lived there just

he just adapted to those conditions from living in them for so long

[shitlord]

Hello yes I am foreign exchange student from Russia

i was actually going to buy a UAZ 452 but i never got around to it and i don't have a large disposable income anymore